That gay-friendly koran will go over well.
Posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by massmike
Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.
A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.
Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.
In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.
(Excerpt) Read more at theendtimesarehere.com ...
Commandment #11: Thou shalt be fabulouth
ROFLMAO!
Commandment #12: Flexth those muthles!
Don't worry faucetman, they already do. This is just to add injury to Christians and blasphemy the Holy Bible.
it's so stupid... it's not a Bible... it's a made-up story... it cannot be considered scripture... God's Word means nothing to these people... those writing it, publishing it, purchasing it, reading it... on the other hand--somewhere deep inside of them, there is something that wants His approval... they are going about it all wrong... dangerously wrong...
Damn those to Hell who would revise God’s Holy Word for such an agenda. I need say no more. God will deal with them accordingly.
I’ll have to get a copy so that I can put it on my bookshelf right next to the Jefferson Bible, the Joseph Smith Bible, and the New World Translation of the Bible. The only novelty here is that it has a little higher “ick” factor. Otherwise, new and “improved” Bibles are as American as snake oil ... sadly.
Does anyone really give a smelly Obama about a gay bible?
That gay-friendly koran will go over well.
How about the queer-ran.
The “begats” are going to be boring, just a list of folks who didn’t do any begatting. Maybe they’ll be adopting in the homo version.
Freegards
The Queen James Version.
Freegards
So I guess Sodom and Gomorrah were mistakes? Riiighttttt...
This is so sick and damnable.
BFL
For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions... 2 Tim 4:3 (ESV)
“Go and sin some more.”
It's BS? I suspect so.
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