Posted on 04/01/2011 1:33:20 PM PDT by EveningStar
A Massachusetts middle school teacher was removed from her classroom last week when students reported that she appeared drunk, asking one pupil “how would it feel to have a bullet in his head” and “flapping her arms, and making chicken noises, and or trying to fly.”
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Your co-worker should had called in sick. Better than showing up to work hungover and still smell like he was drinking the night away.
Whoop’s! Not a chicken impersonator. Someone in the class would say “Quack quack” and he would get on the desk and quack like a duck! LOL
Seriously, they are so warped.
Your tax dollars at work.
I read that as sarcasm... but ok! :)
Here in So Cal my brother has a friend who’s an elementary school principle. He’s also a pothead\cokehead in his spare time. I know this for a fact because I have seen him use at parties and he’s even offered me drugs (which I don’t do)
Govt schools are a disaster because of the people who run them.
I did that once when I was drunk came to The next morning and there was two eggs beside me LMAO.
It may have been. But the one I sent to you is serious, which makes you think that you never know.
That post is hilarious. The sad thing is that the lefties reading it probably don’t come close to catching the satire.
A little free ranging and a big bad wolf will cure her!!
Thread Winner! -from ex-Cheddarhead
Perhaps the students were having a bit of “play” with the teacher.
Or vice versa.
Or both.
The primary question here— and we appear to have insufficient “information” in the report bearing on this critically important point— is whether the teacher is “hott?”
If she is hott (more information please!!), then that of course goes directly to the question of guilt or innocence— as it naturally would in all such allegations.
If the teacher is hott, it seems to me almost certain that the teacher in question is, in actuality, merely “challenged” by way of lack of “attention,” “emotional release,” and “physical exercise.” I would urge the responsible school authorities to have the hott teacher contact me immediately for extensive “physical therapy.”
d^_^b
Somehow her problems do not sound alcohol-related. Something a bit stronger, in a pill or powder form,
The Principal, when asked if she would be fired sayd No way Jose, we are in real need of eggs...
Bath salts?
Oh! All right. Sorry, I was busy at work. I will check it.
According to a West Newbury Police Department report excerpted here, an officer was called to the school and observed a 32-ounce Gatorade bottle that was “a little over a 1/4 to a 1/2 empty” and noted that the liquid “appeared to be lighter in color than most Gatorade products.” After smelling the contents police “determined that it had some sort of alcohol added to it” and a test of the liquid determined “alcohol present in the container.”
Some headline. DRUNK, but “alleged” to have flapped her arms.
Livingston and middle school Principal Debra Lay told Cena that Brady became confrontational and did not want to cooperate with teachers when they asked her to leave her classroom.
“Eventually, Brady left the room and was partially examined by the school nurse, but again she remained uncooperative with staff,” Cena’s report said. “Brady was eventually dismissed from school and was given a ride home by a co-worker.”
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