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Don't tell my wife!
1 posted on 03/23/2011 5:18:33 AM PDT by jda
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To: jda

Ok, let’s just stare at boobies then.


2 posted on 03/23/2011 5:20:09 AM PDT by LiveFreeOrDie2001 (Best Cook on Free Republic! ;-))
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To: jda
Yes, sex can kill you

The key here is not to let her husband catch you .....

3 posted on 03/23/2011 5:21:21 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Oh Magoo, you've done it again.....)
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To: jda

Life is full of risks... I’ll take my chances.

But, just in case I will tell the wife we need to increase our activity -— for our health!


4 posted on 03/23/2011 5:22:17 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: jda
Not if you never get none.

How dangerous is lakanookie?

5 posted on 03/23/2011 5:22:46 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: jda

"...better than gettin flatten by a semi"

6 posted on 03/23/2011 5:23:16 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Well, looks like I’m in line for immortality.

I’d better find a hobby.


7 posted on 03/23/2011 5:24:02 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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I cannot think of a better way to go.


8 posted on 03/23/2011 5:24:15 AM PDT by Realism (Some believe that the facts-of-life are open to debate.....)
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Strange...just YESTERDAY I heard on the radio that the more often you have sex, the less likely you are to have a heart attack during intercourse.

Either way, nobody gets out alive...and what a way to go!


9 posted on 03/23/2011 5:25:08 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Today, if you build a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
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To: jda

Did they interview Nelson Rockefeller for this study?


10 posted on 03/23/2011 5:26:11 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Ima buy Mr. Gun some new walking shoes.


11 posted on 03/23/2011 5:27:30 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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This news report was written by a woman...hmmm...


13 posted on 03/23/2011 5:29:29 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: jda

So, I’d rather die doing what, exactly?


18 posted on 03/23/2011 5:39:44 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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“Move more,” Have a heart attack, die, save obamacare.

Moochelle


19 posted on 03/23/2011 5:45:08 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
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To: jda
sex can kill you

a.k.a., coming and going.

20 posted on 03/23/2011 5:59:33 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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It killed a deviant Boeing engineer...

http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


21 posted on 03/23/2011 6:01:39 AM PDT by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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If this is true, someone may outlive me after all......

:P

25 posted on 03/23/2011 6:16:54 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: jda

I think this is a warning to the p-whipped guyes that “get it” every two weeks - or months. If it is part of your daily “routine” (but I use that word in the GOOD way), you are probably healthy enough where it is a good thing, like going for a walk.


27 posted on 03/23/2011 6:26:19 AM PDT by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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Sudden bursts of moderate to intense physical activity - such as jogging or having sex -- significantly increase the risk of having a heart attack . . .

Punchline to an old joke: "If she dies, she dies..."

29 posted on 03/23/2011 6:42:07 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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http://www.kumandgo.com/ ;-)!


30 posted on 03/23/2011 6:49:21 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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just think how many lives that photo of Hillary in a bathing suit must have saved...


31 posted on 03/23/2011 6:52:39 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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