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Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin (From ONE woman)
MyFox Phoenix ^
Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat
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Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: grievousaxewound; guilty; heroin; humor; idhitit; karinmackaliunas; lazwouldhitit; mackaliunas; naughtyhoeping; notguilty; pennsylvania; scranton
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:43:43 AM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Stoat
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:44:39 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lazamataz
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:45:09 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
>> and $51.22.
Four rolls of quarters, two rolls of dimes, two rolls of pennies...
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:46:26 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Nervous Tick
A wallet, comb, lipstick...
To: Stoat
That’s a lot of crack. And a lot of heroin.
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:48:38 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Obamacare: Not just dreck. Unconstitutional dreck.)
To: Stoat
When she gets out of prison, she *might* want to take that fifty bucks going away money and buy a *purse*.
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:48:44 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Stoat
“If you find my keys we can drive out”
To: Stoat
...officials also recovered one of her ex-boyfriends, who had been reported missing in 2008...
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:49:51 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: I cannot think of a name
To: Stoat
I wouldn't touch this thread witha ten foot Ho....
Mike
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:50:00 AM PDT
by
MichaelP
(The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
To: glorgau
There are just too many jokes. None of which I can tell here. CLAP!
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:50:03 AM PDT
by
70th Division
(I love my country but fear my government!)
To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22..... And a 1978 Ford pickup truck.
To: I cannot think of a name
Thanks.
I could remember most of that joke, but couldn’t recall the punchline.
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:51:20 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: Stoat
Good golly woman!
where are my keys?
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:51:45 AM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22. Are we sure this isn't from The Onion?
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:53:23 AM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(If every person were like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful world to live in.)
To: I cannot think of a name
“If you find my keys we can drive out” Doctor examining his patient: "My, you have a large vagina. My, you have a large vagina."
Patient: "P;ease, doctor - I'm embarrassed enough, you don't need to say it twice."
Doctor: "I didn't. That was an echo."
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:53:25 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: Nervous Tick
Cha Ching!
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:54:04 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: WayneS
How about this one:
“You didn’t have to say it twice.”
“I didn’t”
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posted on
03/21/2011 7:55:27 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: Stoat
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