1 posted on
03/21/2011 7:43:43 AM PDT by
Stoat
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To: Stoat
2 posted on
03/21/2011 7:44:39 AM PDT by
glorgau
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lazamataz
3 posted on
03/21/2011 7:45:09 AM PDT by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
>> and $51.22.
Four rolls of quarters, two rolls of dimes, two rolls of pennies...
4 posted on
03/21/2011 7:46:26 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Stoat
That’s a lot of crack. And a lot of heroin.
6 posted on
03/21/2011 7:48:38 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Obamacare: Not just dreck. Unconstitutional dreck.)
To: Stoat
When she gets out of prison, she *might* want to take that fifty bucks going away money and buy a *purse*.
7 posted on
03/21/2011 7:48:44 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Stoat
“If you find my keys we can drive out”
To: Stoat
...officials also recovered one of her ex-boyfriends, who had been reported missing in 2008...
9 posted on
03/21/2011 7:49:51 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: Stoat
I wouldn't touch this thread witha ten foot Ho....
Mike
11 posted on
03/21/2011 7:50:00 AM PDT by
MichaelP
(The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22..... And a 1978 Ford pickup truck.
To: Stoat
Good golly woman!
where are my keys?
15 posted on
03/21/2011 7:51:45 AM PDT by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22. Are we sure this isn't from The Onion?
16 posted on
03/21/2011 7:53:23 AM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(If every person were like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful world to live in.)
To: Stoat
To: Stoat
"That roll of yours could hold half a hog!"
Butterbeans & Susie reference
22 posted on
03/21/2011 7:57:00 AM PDT by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(A little bit of teenage heaven, right here on earth!)
To: Stoat
I bet she has an echo effect happening ..... =.=
25 posted on
03/21/2011 7:59:38 AM PDT by
cranked
To: Stoat
Here’s an honorable mention:
Man “Keystered” Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into California Jail
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.
The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell. The searches Wednesday evening were prompted when a jailer detected the smell of marijuana in the 29-year-old tattoo artist’s cell.
Vogt, pictured in the post-surrender mug shot at right, was sentenced Tuesday to nearly four years in prison and immediately remanded to the custody of the sheriff’s department. Investigators believe that Vogt “keystered” the contraband to get it into the lockup, according to one official. While the cash was found in his cell, the other items were found inside a sock.
When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”
26 posted on
03/21/2011 8:00:18 AM PDT by
TSgt
(Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
To: Stoat
"????..if they dug a little deeper they would probably find the mini-sub they used to smuggle the stuff"
27 posted on
03/21/2011 8:01:03 AM PDT by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: All
28 posted on
03/21/2011 8:01:37 AM PDT by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
32 posted on
03/21/2011 8:07:26 AM PDT by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: Stoat
A cowboy wearing a ten-gallon hat is buying drinks and flirting with a local hottie in the local saloon.
After several rounds have them both getting very tipsy, the cowboy decides to make his move. He leans over by the lady’s ear and whispers “I’d sure like a little pu$$y”.
The lady replies “so would I...mine’s about the size of that hat.”
33 posted on
03/21/2011 8:08:56 AM PDT by
Mich Patriot
(Today, if you build a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
To: Stoat
It must be the size of a peacoat sleeve...
37 posted on
03/21/2011 8:15:59 AM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!I)
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