Jon Stewart’s Only Explanation For Sarah Palin’s ‘WTF’ Moment? She’s A Russian Spy!

Mediaite ^ | 1/31/11 | Jon Stewart

[pissant]

Monday nights of The Daily Show often serve as a recap of stories that broke later in the previous week, that sometimes have a “clearinghouse” effect that makes the episode feel less newsworthy. Occasionally however, there are great news moments — combined with very clever and insightful writing — that create comedy magic. Like tonight, when Jon Stewart took Sarah Palin’s “WTF” assessment of Obama’s State of the Union speech and came up with the only logical conclusion: Sarah Palin is a Russian Agent!

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Borrowing from Wiki (sort of)

Alonso Quixano (or Pissant), a retired country gentleman nearing 50 years of age, lives in an unnamed section of Washington State with his wife and a housekeeper. He has become obsessed with books of conservatism, and believes their every word to be true, despite the fact that many of the events in them are clearly impossible. Quixano eventually appears to other people to have lost his mind due to lack of sleep and food from dedicating all of his time to posting denigrating articles and comments about Sarah Palin on Free Republic.

Take care of Sancho. Bless is heart, he has to put up with two jackasses.

[dennisw]

Better to be a pisser than a hoser.

[WVKayaker]

She’s been Quayled beyond repair.

Should read:

pissant: "I'm trying to Quayle her beyond repair."

You are about the sorriest excuse for an alleged conservative. Get a life...

Oh, yeah! Piss on your cornflakes! I found yer' picture...

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...Ronald Reagan said, “You can’t be for big government, big taxes, and big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy.” President Obama’s proposals last night stick the little guy with the bill, while big government and its big corporate partners prosper. The plain truth is our country simply cannot afford Barack Obama’s dream of an “exceptionally big government” that may help the big guys, but sticks it to the rest of us. - Sarah Palin

[train]

This is Palin Country. Palin is a Conservative. She speaks for many Conservatives. Many of us our confident that Sarah Palin would represent our choices of governing on a National Level.

Palin will be the Republican Nominee and she will be supported on free republic on a daily basis. Hopefully we'll have a live online chat with Sarah Palin one day on FR, and haters should be banned from the chat. LOL FR is Palin Country. Who is Jon Stewart again? Now Jim Robinson...his opinion is much more impressive in that he is 100% Conservative, as is Sarah Palin.

[Gargantua]

You're actually looking to pinhead for a cogent, reasonable post on a Palin thread? That's like expecting Iran's "president" Achmed I'm-a-dim-nut-job to be fair and balanced when discussing Israel. If you look in the dictionary for a definition of the word "unbalanced," there's just a photograph of pinhead, the urine-bug.

Speculation exists that he wakes up every day drooling and shaking until he gets his first few right-crosses in on Palin. Beating on women is his specialty. The same dissociative misogynistic behavior exhibits in many latent (or closet) homosexuals. In fact, the urine-bug may, in truth, be an unusually ugly woman.

B^D

[silverleaf]

If Sarah is a Russian agent, then we sure wouldn’t want to, like, sign a START treaty with her, would we?

[sauropod]

Lebowitz is an ass.

[train]

Better to be a pisser than a hoser.

Better to be a Conservative who respects Palin's Conservatism than a poster who hates on Palin ad nauseam when posting on FR....While at the same time, rarely starting any negative Obama threads, or adding any negative Obama comments. When anti-Palin threads and comments far out weigh anti-Obama comments on FR, you know something is off.

Hoser is both a slang term and a stereotype, originating from and used primarily in Canada. Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American “idiot” or “loser”. slang. 1. noun: (derogatory) an oaf, or simpleton. Used as a negative, it basically means “idiot.”

[ctdonath2]

Freedom of speech. Idiots have rights too.

[Gargantua]

"That was hilarious!

LOL"

LOL!!!!

Yeah, huh?! That man made fun of Sarah Palin, and boy, did I ever laugh! Wow. LOL!

lol

No, wait!! I meant "LOL!!" So funny... that was just some funny stuff from the little schnittzelgruber. Man oh man. Me too, Pindome, me too!! Ell-oh-ell! Whoo-eee!

LOL!

8^|

[Gargantua]

It's nice to know where we can go on FreeRepublic if we need to know, definitvely, if something is funny. You obviously hav a keenly honed funny-bone there, Pindome.

Oh, by the way, about your tagline? I guess it's also your profile... hmmm..., anyway, your tagline/profile says "you don't live through" your life, anyway.

Actually, we do. In fact, we're doing it right now. Sure, we die at the end, but you do "live through" it. We all do. So your "joke" isn't actually funny or clever at all. It's just stupid. Stupid and wrong. In error.

Gee, maybe we shouldn't look to you for what's funny.

Pindome.

8^|

[pissant]

“While at the same time, rarely starting any negative Obama threads”

Why they are as scarce as hen’s teeth, I’d say

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/larrysinclairslover/index?tab=articles

[bray]

You’re right pissy we should let Jon Stewart pick our candidates. Let me send you a virtual $ so you can go buy a spine.

Pray for Egypt

[dennisw]

I dump on the jug eared Kenyan al the time. I agree with Pissant that Sarah has been Quayled

[MBB1984]

Funny!

[pissant]

John Stewart is a dolt who can be funny once in a while.

[bray]

If you say so.

You must have forgot what the establishmedia and Country Club Repubs used to say about Reagan? If we listened to them he would have never been nominated.

Pray for Egypt

[pissant]

Some of it was funny. But never bothered me (nor him) in the least.

[bray]

Wrong, read his letters and you will see that it not only bothered him he wrote them telling them what he thought.

You are playing right into their hands w/your hatred for one of the most articulate Conservatives in the Country. If you can name someone who carries our message better we’re all ears, but newsflash; Palin isn’t the enemy Obozo is.

Point well taken, Stewart is a jerk who shouldn’t be taken seriously but is.

Pray for Egypt

[NeoCaveman]

A Russian?

I’m sure she can clear this up with her long form birth certificate.

And that the Kenyan candidate won’t do the same.