[DaxtonBrown]

Holy Cow, life is just not worth living without spit wads!

[goodnesswins]

Uh oh....my husband taught the grandson how to do spitwads through a straw when he was 2 years old.....

[Stormdog]

Next they’ll be expelling them for farting citing “unauthorized release of noxious fumes”

[saganite]

Hell, I would have been locked up for life as a threat to all mankind under such insanely stupid rules as that. Insanity has a new name. Education.

[BenLurkin]

Field stripped:

[albie]

What’s next!? Butter patties against the ceiling?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

This ranks with “having sex with animals” as an indication of when someone or something has hit rock bottom. In this case, it’s the public school system. They can only go up from here.

[paul51]

legislation banning spitwads in the works

[palmer]

mandated that he take 'substance-abuse counseling'

Sounds like he may have inhaled through the same pen.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Last night I had to run out to Lowe's. While driving with the radio on, “Convoy” started playing. My 19 year old son is not impressed that his mom knows the words. (Shaking head, “You are so gay. You are gayer than any parents I know. Nobody has a gayer mother than I do.” I didn't tell him I thought the song was gay in my youth.)

But I digress. :-) I decided last night it was the original domestic terrorist song and soon will be outlawed by Big Sis & the Gang. So sing it while you can.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cw+mccall/convoy_20026575.html

[dragnet2]

In Oklahoma a 1st Grader was suspended for forming his hand into the shape of a gun and pretending to shoot it...

I kid you not.

[panthermom]

This kind of madness has terrible consequences. My son is in the Army with a guy who cannot get security clearance because of a felonious assault. Sounds terrible right? Well the assault was a water balloon!

[pnh102]

If only there were spitwad control.

[hosepipe]

What do they do to a boy for getting a girl pregnant.?...
Emasculate him?.. before they kill the baby?..

[diverteach]

Actually this doesn’t surprise me at all coming from George Orwells Virginia.

Back in the 80’s I was expelled from a school in Va.

It was a few days after New Years and sold a friend some leftover fire crackers.

The charge “unauthorized transportation, sale and delivery of explosives to a minor”

Thankfully there were some grownups on the school board that reduced it to 3 days suspension.

Next year proved as bad.

After washing and waxing my car, a rag had snagged the windshield washer sprayer nozzle and turned it sideways.
Later while cruising the Va Beach strip found myself completely surrounded by cops, GUNS DRAWN, dragged out of the car to the pavement, handcuffed, and arrested for assaulting a police officer with a “deadly windshield wiper sprayer” after the sprayer had inadvertly sprayed a coop on the sidewalk.
I could go on with other incidents as well.

Needless to say I have nothing good to say about the state.

[wintertime]

"In early December, my son shot what amounts to a spitwad. They classified the spit wad as a weapon, expelled my son from school the rest of the year, filed assault charges on him with the sheriff's department, mandated that he take 'substance-abuse counseling' and 'anger-management counseling' and must do 24 hours of community service."

Warning: Parents BEWARE!

If you institutionalize your child in a prison-like government "school" ( really indoctrination center) he may come home with a lifetime record as a felon for shooting soft plastic pellets!

Question: Is the free babysitting worth it?

[DH]

OMG! Now it’s pea-shooters! Next it will be spit wads. Then...it will be mommy and daddy’s guns taken away from the thought police.

Glad I bought a new S&W 9mm at Cabela’s yesterday. I might have to use it against “gun grabbers” very soon.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Need to fire at least 75% of all school admin and school boards in this country.

People who complain about teachers and their unions are missing the real problem in schools: The people running them. These are the same people who help teachers unions do what they do....along with idiot stuff they do to students that we keep reading about on FR.

Fire School Admin and school boards....you will never fix the schools until these people are fired

[petitfour]

I’m gonna have to share this story with my son who shoots spitballs at classmates who are smacking. He shoots the spitball at/into their mouths. He doesn’t miss either. He REALLY hates to hear smacking! Or see people talking with their mouths full. We have told son that his “talents” are going to get him in trouble if he doesn’t watch out. Crazy world we live in!

[Munz]

unreal ..