Uh oh....my husband taught the grandson how to do spitwads through a straw when he was 2 years old.....
Your husband was a grandfather when he was two?!?!?
Geez. My brother would probably be serving a life sentence in a state penitentary. Years ago we were at a family restaurant, mom and dad sitting across from each other in a booth and 4 kids were on either side of them. Bro shot a big juicy extra-spitty spitball at me when my head was turned but I saw it out of the corner of my eye and jerked my head back sideways. We were laughing but he froze. I turned and looked behind me. An elderly woman had a fork of food suspended in midair halfway up to her mouth.
The spitball was stuck on a lens of her eyeglasses.
Those school admins should be jailed. They are taking all the fun out of childhood.