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Phone keeps ringing in crocodile's tummy
MSNBC ^
| January 21, 2011
| Maria Danilova
Posted on 01/23/2011 7:41:36 AM PST by Immerito
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To: bgill
Cut his head off and check down his gullet...
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posted on
01/23/2011 8:52:55 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: cynwoody
because it swims in water, how do they know if it hasn’t pooped?
To: bgill
I am sure the acid in his stomach- usually used to break down bones- is eroding the battery so he is suffering from internal destruction from the acid of the battery. That woman should be responsible for all medical costs of trying to save this animal. How completely stupid to drop her phone. And she has the gall to worry about her sim card??!!
She is living proof that Man is God’s experiment gone terribly wrong.
To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Can you hear me now?"
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posted on
01/23/2011 10:28:06 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: cynwoody
And, Golovko is resigned to losing her phone, but still wants its SIM card back since that has her precious photos and contacts. If Bluetooth is active on the phone, she could pair up the alligator/phone to her laptop and upload the photos and contacts. Of course, that still doesn't get back the SIM itself.
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posted on
01/23/2011 10:32:36 AM PST
by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
To: Immerito; Swordmaker; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Slings and Arrows; dayglored
I've heard of alligator skin cases for iPhones, but this is ridiculous.
To: 6SJ7
If Bluetooth is active on the phone, she could pair up the alligator/phone to her laptop and upload the photos and contacts. I doubt Bluetooth goes very far in water. And the transceiver is probably hosed by now, anyway.
They should X-ray the croc and see if it's suffering from an intestinal blockage. If so, then they should let the vets go for it. Nothing to lose by a valuable zoo critter and a SIM card. Maybe try the Bluetooth while it's out for the X-ray.
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posted on
01/23/2011 11:05:27 AM PST
by
cynwoody
To: Immerito
Cell phones are very filling, especially if it was one of those Crapco burger and fries cell phones.
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posted on
01/23/2011 11:16:58 AM PST
by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: Slings and Arrows; Immerito
Croc cell phoned holders. Get one. Be cool.
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posted on
01/23/2011 11:23:16 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( Live EACH DAY as if it were your last, but EXPECT that there still may be a tomorrow.)
To: martin_fierro
LOL...croc should have known better.
To: cynwoody
Dogs have swallowed cell phones too....Not sure of the out-come, tho. LOL
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posted on
01/23/2011 1:58:13 PM PST
by
Daffynition
( Live EACH DAY as if it were your last, but EXPECT that there still may be a tomorrow.)
To: Sacajaweau
How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow signs?
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posted on
01/23/2011 3:29:08 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
01/23/2011 3:29:34 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
To: stickywillie
To: Sacajaweau
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posted on
01/23/2011 3:38:59 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: All
Are we sure this didn’t happen in Poland??
To: cynwoody
“I wonder what Ukrainian crocodile surgeons pull down these days.”
Somewhat related, but since we’re just having fun here. My cousin’s 5 year old grand daughter wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up ... specializing in giraffes!
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posted on
01/23/2011 3:43:42 PM PST
by
Let's Roll
(Save the world's best healthcare - DEFUND Obamacare!)
To: Sacajaweau
In Poland, you’d be able to see the phone cord
going into the croc’s mouth.
Of course if he DID poop it you’d
have Croc on a string.
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posted on
01/23/2011 3:45:42 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Let's Roll
It’s a damn 14 year old croc....Operate and make shoes.....Such a damn big decision!!
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