Posted on 01/03/2011 1:52:03 PM PST by Nachum
A. So that even the blind could hate them. This is one of my favourite jokes from a new book published today called 365 Ways To Drive A Liberal Crazy. Modesty forbids me from naming the author but if you buy it in sufficient quantities I can offer you his cast-iron guarantee that not a penny of the proceeds will be spent on anything remotely worthy or eco-friendly. Perhaps they will go towards rescuing one of his children from the state education system, so that one day they can look down on David Cameron’s kids and despise them for not
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So he can hear them coming...and find a good hiding place...
For some reason, libs always talk with their hands.
Maybe that’s why they bomb in radio.
I dunno....I’ve gotten to the point where if the TV is on, and I’m doing housework or something and not really looking at it...and there’s a debate between a conservative and a lib...I can tell which one is the lib just by their voice.
When someone has NPR turned on, I can instantly recognize their whiney voices, even though I don’t actually know who they are.
Castrati
The “NPR voices” always seem to have a corncob stuck somewhere.
You can sign up at Human Events and they send you one everyday for the next year in your e-mail...
I can usually distinguish between the two by their attire and their hairstyles.
This reminds me of an old Hank Hill saying...”I like piercings, they let you know a person’s not right without even having to talk to them.”
I love Sarah Palin, but her voice annoys me.
They bomb in radio because it is an interactive medium,
and any 5th grade homeschooler could easily refute their leftwing talking points.
Amy Grossman with her “Fresh Air” has a voice that sounds like she gargles razor blades.
I like piercings and tattoos too
Because it would be hard to get the stupid people to put a big red ‘S’ on their forehead.
Elisabeth Hasselback is getting tired of her nagging co-hosts on The View always following her around during breaks, so she and a friend decides to give them the slip by sneaking out the back door of the set and escaping onto a secluded jogging path nestled by some woods. Satisfied that they’ve finally eluded them, Elisabeth notices something glistening on a tree off the path, so she decides to investigate. After a few minutes, her friend yells out, “Well - did you figure out what it was?”
“It’s the sap!” Elisabeth said.
“Oh great!” her friend replies. “We go to all that trouble to ditch those twits and Whoopie STILL manages to find us!”
I love Sarah’s voice. She used to play as a child a couple of blocks from me (during summer vacation - a friend knew her but I didn’t). I’ve even pretty much gotten used to Mark Levin’s voice.
I could learn to live with it...as long as it says “...will faithfully execute the office..” rather than “...it was a long hard fight, but the people have spoken, and it’s only right to congratulate...”
Gay Genes?
Which is a godsend to the deaf..
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