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our military and our allies military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.
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We are indebted to you for your sacrifices for our Freedom.
LOL...where did you get that pic!
Did you get your projects started? *hugs*
Happy New Year to our troops, veterans, allies and their families and loved ones across the globe!
God bless and keep you all and may the new year bring joy, happiness and all good things!
Hello from Idaho......It is minus 7F now. Happy New Year!
God Bless our Military.
Support and Pray for them...
Puns for educated minds
Today at 4:28am Quote
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Cumference. Heacquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it wasa weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One
hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep
off the Grass.’
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism
it’s your count that votes.
16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in
Seine.
17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead
raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry,
sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the
other and says ‘Dam!’
19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit
a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once
again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my
electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies,
‘Yes, I’m positive.’
21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with
the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh. No pun in ten did.
Happy Happy Happy New Year. (And, yes, last night’s bubble bath was very nice. I may do the same tonight!)
And, thank you for all you do around here! EVERYWHERE!
And Kathy, thank you for the many welcomes you have sent me over the years when I have posted to the Canteen. My service was long ago, and those in uniform today shame me in their superior service to this great Nation. They are the heroes.
As are you for your dedication to them every week. I salute you.
God Bless, and may you have many happy returns!
A blessed New Year to you Kathy and everyone here in the Canteen and to you lurkers, too.
((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. Happy New Year!!!!!!!