[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

released on $26,000 bail in time for Sunday morning services at The Church of the Living Looting God

Fixed thet fer ya.

[A Strict Constructionist]

The easiest way to wealth is to open a black church with an attached funeral home. Burglary is way too much work.

[bkepley]

At least she’s not a Mormon. ;)

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Wow, you could write a book about this critter!

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Trollin’ for cobbler in my automobile...
My black Jag’s a mighty fine set of wheels.

Tryin’ to get the window glass loose
A 5-gallon bucket to gimme a boost

Can you imagine the way I felt
Them handcuffs belonged on a woman more svelte.

[Niteranger68]

The whole article is so juicy, I had to read it twice! The nut of the deal is not the unbelievable tale this woman tries to spin, but the fact that some people out there will believe her. It's a litmus test for dip$hits.

[Vaquero]

with a name like ‘VALERIE WIGGLESWORTH’ it has to be incredibly good jam.

[oh8eleven]

The Church of the Living God ... is in the back of her husband's furniture store
Along with the rest of the loot.

[Ezekiel]

She said she had been in Agnew's east Oak Cliff neighborhood on Friday evening to pick up a peach cobbler from a friend. "Something just told me to go past her house," McGriff said.

If the article doesn't provide enough crazy for you, there's a five minute video interview at the link. She makes Octomom look sane.

"Longtime friend Serita Agnew" didn't have her house key under the doormat. I can't imagine why...

[Mercat]

“When it comes to credit cards, I don’t play around,” McGriff said

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Now she has a future as a jailhouse pastor.
If she’d gotten clean away, she’d have a future as a pastor in Las Vegas.

[reagan_fanatic]

I’m pretty sure the Bible says something about lusting after material possessions and stealing. She must’ve skipped over those parts.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[TexasRepublic]

The biggest sin in this story is a woman pastor. The apostle Paul had much to say about a woman’s role in the church.

[Jolla]

The only good thing that ever came out of Oak Cliff Texas was Stevie Ray Vaughn

[txroadkill]

Best Christmas story ever!