Posted on 12/28/2010 4:49:35 PM PST by dynachrome
Edited on 12/28/2010 5:33:59 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
The legendary chupacabra has been spied, shot and killed -- will bigfoot be next?
A man in Kentucky found a strange, hairless creature prowling his front lawn December 18, a critter he believes to be the mythical chupacabra, a beast from Hispanic folklore supposedly known for attacking goats and other livestock (chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish).
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Damned illegals are everywhere!
If that hairless thing was killed recently in Kentucky, death may have been a relief as cold as it has been.
Actually, you may be right. Unless, of course, its only disease was looking ugly.
“Goat Sucker”—— I am not sure that is the exact translation from Arabic, where Chupacabra is a term of endearment and describes a boy’s formative years with the sheep and goats.
;-/
It looks like a cross between a rat and a dog.
My God! They shot Al Gore. The boy has lost some weight, hasn’t he?
What kinda gravy? I mean, if you don’t know what it is..how do you know if you need white gravy or brown? And, in fact, how do you know if you need to eat it with beer or maybe some Mad Dog 20/20? ;)
Well, whatever kinda gravy comes off of it.
The only gravy I know is where you catch the drippins put in some flour and a little water and ya got gravy.
If its a dog then ya got dog gravy and If its a cat ya got cat gravy.
I picked somethin off the road the other day that was too far gone to identify. It made the best dam gravy I ever tasted. Man you could smell that gravy a mile away.
Never did figger out what it was. I think it was some kind of cat. I dunno? Maybe it was a chupalabra. As far as I could tell I think it had black and white fur when it was alive and a powerful good flavor. mmmm uh mmm mmm mmmuh good
An it was aged just right. Thank goodness for the cold. Keeps the maggots off.
Poor thing. As cold as it has been, that was a mercy killing.
The scary thing is that there are people out there
that would want one for a pet.
I think they call that marinade...
This dumb bass musta been drunk when he shot the critter. His uncle Jethro is gonna be ticked. That’s his new girlfriend.
Yikes. Chihuapacabra meets Tales From The Crypt.
They don’t age very well, do they?
Here's another beauty.
Mangy fox or coyote.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
NO more calls, please. We have a WINNER!
It’s like a zombie dog or something, covered with tumors, eyes clouded with cataracts, all wrinkled.
Almost tempting to think there’s some scientific knowledge to be found, studying this hairless one versus a more typical Chihuahua that does not age so badly.
Weren’t they raised for sacrifice by the Aztecs or something peculiar like that? Maybe the traits they selectively bred for weren’t advantageous at all as far as longevity?
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