Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hello.
IIRC, they had a chia obama but pulled it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND ALL!
Hey you!! Glad it made it before Christmas! I didn’t get a chance to wrap it so I decorated with ribbons. lol. :)
I don't know if it was a joke, but on the radio Kmart was advertising obama chia pest. The ad played only one day.
I sent your card and forgot to put what i wanted inside. I will sent next week. lol
Holy Moly, when will you completely mend?
It exists and you can buy it, but some stores got uber-sensitive about it and pulled it off their shelves.
cheat-a-pet?
Iphone for verizon next year pong
I thought they had it available now?
I was going to try to get a new phone next month, preferably a “smart” phone.
They never answer very well when i ask at the verizon store. They say i will be told when it comes out.
We’re on AT&T because Mrs S’s firm has a deal with them :o(
And it sucks so bad around here.
Hmmmm, there’s a gift idea! ;-)
Speaking of books.....have you seen this?
http://eastcountymagazine.org/node/4999
Touchy-feely liberal caller thinks she can help achieve world peace.
Delusional educated idiot...
I don’t think I ever will. I’ve been getting bad medical care and I cannot afford to pursue the problem. It was at the same time I fractured my skull. I still get light-headed but when the docs do the neurological tests (follow my finger, etc.), I pass.
Go Mark! Love ya!
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