Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thank you. It is nice to be here. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Congratulations!!!
Seriously, somebody needs to do something about their OCD man crush. Maybe attaching jumper cables to the ears will help...
Thank you!
Some people must really try even St. Jude’s patience.
job of a bean analyzer
——————>........” yep. that’s a bean !”
Not to mention their pathological PDS . . .
Hey, its not as simple as it sounds. Sometimes you have to shift through sh!$ to get to the bean...
sorry, sift. Say that three times fast...
Hahahah...I’m still chuckling over the Falcon Party comment a couple days ago.
It’s a little strange, that’s for sure. But it’s become such a laughing matter for me, I can’t help but visit every thread. (Uh oh...am I now obsessed? hahaha)
I always liked Jason Lewis.
I would love to see Rush tap Sarah Palin to sit in as host. That would be sweet!
Yup. The difference between taking commonsense and sprucing it up with extra math and logic or taking commonsense and flushing it down the toilet of touchy-feely c**p.
The last time I checked there was only ONE politician pushed by the Falcon Party. I see a money laundering FEC violation in here somewhere. Its not like DH hasn’t had some experience with that before.
I think that’s what caught my eye...
Of course, I believe it’s too early to say “It’s X or I’m not voting”...since we’ve not even had definite declarations from anyone, so I really don’t understand the hatred for for all candidates who aren’t Hunter (or Huckabee, or whomever).
I’d think there’d have to be money involved...;)
I think Duncan Hunter is a conservative; but to be a successful candidate, you do have to be able to appeal to voters, and he’s just about as dry as two week old, very burnt toast.
I’d think there’d have to be money involved...;)
I think Duncan Hunter is a conservative; but to be a successful candidate, you do have to be able to appeal to voters, and he’s just about as dry as two week old, very burnt toast.
spare the shift , spoil the bean
Personally, I don’t like this pc attitude on FR where we can’t honestly debate ALL the candidates. What we have going on now can’t be called a debate. Why is everyone afraid of differing views?
ok..Ill start
one square................or two ?
..discuss
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