Posted on 12/16/2010 9:56:31 AM PST by Nachum
Im stealing this from Maetenloch over at Aces because its amazing. The blog S Weasel put this together:
I hope all you 4th amendment purists can now see why this is necessary:
(Excerpt) Read more at verumserum.com ...
They carry around yellow flags with snakes on them, like lower taxes, and like to talk about the “founding fathers”.
Duh.
Not my grannie. I thought they looked like this;
Nice Excerpt.
Enjoy the 10 post thread.
Austria: Judge Rules That Yodeling Offends Muslims
Tevet 8, 5771, 15 December 10 05:12by by Elad Benari
(Israelnationalnews.com) It seems as though in Austria, the popular yodel is an insult to Muslims.
An Austrian court has recently fined a citizen for yodeling while mowing his lawn, according to a report in The Kronen Zeitung newspaper.
The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors, who accused him of trying to mock and imitate the call of the Muezzin.
In Muslim tradition, the Muezzin is the chosen person at a mosque who leads the call to prayer at Friday services and the five daily times for prayer from one of the mosque’s minarets.
The yodel is a song which is sung with an extended note which rapidly and repeatedly changes in pitch and makes a high-low-high-low sound. Developed in the Central Alps as a method of communication between alpine mountaineers or between alpine villages, the yodel later became part of the region’s traditional lore and musical expression. The technique is used in many cultures throughout the world and Austria is one of the countries where it is most popular.
Unfortunately for Helmut G., his neighbors were in the middle of a prayer when he started to yodel. The Kronen Zeitung reported that he was fined 800 Euros after judges ruled that he could have tried to offend his neighbors and ridicule their belief.
Helmut G. clarified that It was not my intention to imitate or insult them. I simply started to yodel a few tunes because I was in such a good mood.
Iraq: Al Qaeda Planning Holiday Attacks in West - CBSNews
URL: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/12/15/world/main7152700.shtml
Iraqi authorities have obtained confessions from captured insurgents who claim al Qaeda is planning suicide attacks in the United States and Europe during the Christmas season.
The ones that I have seen pictures of, look like members of the dnc, ACORN, SEIU and TSA.
They also look like fashion models, and little white kids.
They look like the 535 plus members of the DC government. Congress, Senate, Judicial and Executive.
Look at the picture of the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC. There is Americas Greatest Domestic Terrorist. Destroy America without ever having had to fire a gun.
Muslims that breathe offend me to the max.
How about...
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.
I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.
The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque
thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) “The Turban Cowboy”
and the other being a topless bar “You Mecca Me Hot”.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and
adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant,
called something like “Iraq o’ Ribs”?
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge),
its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it “Morehammered”?
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
Oh, and they forgot Mr. Lindh...
Ditto that.
BTW, I don’t see any blue-eyed, fair-haired Swedes in that lineup.
And “they” wonder why most of us don’t like em......
You forgot the massive church bells to be installed to ring when the Mosque's loudspeakers broadcast their 'call to prayer'.
Brilliant!
roflmao!!!!
Anyone have pics of Daisie E. King or Ann-Marie Doreen Murphy?
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