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Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbar
Akron Beacon Journal via The Columbus Dispatch ^
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Posted on 12/14/2010 8:41:54 PM PST by buccaneer81
Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbar Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:39 PM
Akron Beacon Journal
An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: akron; assault; chicken; eatmorechicken; friedchicken; moo
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To: buccaneer81
I don’t condone this, but I can understand it.
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:45:59 PM PST
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: buccaneer81
Who thinks this was only just about the 1/2 eaten piece of chicken?
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:47:30 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I agree...
If you’ve ever had really good fried chicken, well, sometimes it is worth fighting for...
To: buccaneer81
An Akron man was attacked by his brother with a crowbar during a fight over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken. Ohio?
That's Where Charlie Manson was born and raised...
The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called the cops..P>
It was the Mom...I Knew it!
Updated reports say the Mom generally eats several whole chickens daily.
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:49:52 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit.)
To: buccaneer81
People are now fighting over food. It’s worse than the media let on. :-)
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:51:50 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
To: Secret Agent Man
I think this may be a celebration of Festivus, and a truly deserved Airing of Grievances. ;-)
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:51:50 PM PST
by
buccaneer81
(ECOMCON)
To: buccaneer81
I don’t recall the Airing of Grievances ever calling for the use of a crowbar. Neither the feats of strength. Must be a more radical Festivus sect.
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:55:47 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: buccaneer81
To: buccaneer81
The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called 911."Now listen here, there aint no point in wasting a good piece of chicken"
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posted on
12/14/2010 8:57:50 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts.....)
To: buccaneer81
I think it is only fair for the two men to take their mother outside with the crowbar. She is the culprit after all. She ate the chicken and she raised two dumb-asses.
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posted on
12/14/2010 9:00:19 PM PST
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Secret Agent Man
I dont recall the Airing of Grievances ever calling for the use of a crowbar.I'm betting it was the Festivus pole. Aluminum. Very high weight to strength ratio.
To: buccaneer81
Did ya know McDonald’s Chicken McNuggest have no chicken in them? They’re spayed with real chicken flavored liquid during the re-heating process and are injected with anti-bloating agents to make the product appear as being “breaded”, while giving the product that chicken baked texture.
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posted on
12/14/2010 9:05:04 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit.)
To: dragnet2
That, I believe, since today’s Big Mac is not “big” and has nothing remotely resembling beef in its make-up.
To: buccaneer81
‘I wanted some chicken and all I got to eat was crow’
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posted on
12/14/2010 9:14:33 PM PST
by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: buccaneer81
"I did what I had to do".
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/14/2010 9:21:16 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: buccaneer81
Never take a chicken leg to a crowbar fight.
To: buccaneer81
Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbarMessage to the Amish and Quakers: "Can't we all just get along?"
To: buccaneer81
Jest think what woulda happened if there were collard greens involved ...
BTW - maybe Chik-Fil-A can sign these guys up for a commercial ...
“Eat Mo’ Chiken !!!”
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posted on
12/14/2010 11:02:18 PM PST
by
Lmo56
(If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...</i><p>)
To: buccaneer81
I knew a guy who killed a man over a pork chop, and another one who killed his father in law over a chicken neck.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:04:59 AM PST
by
weezel
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