Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbar

Akron Beacon Journal via The Columbus Dispatch ^ | 12=14=2010 | NA

[buccaneer81]

Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbar Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:39 PM

Akron Beacon Journal

An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.

[WOBBLY BOB]

I don’t condone this, but I can understand it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Who thinks this was only just about the 1/2 eaten piece of chicken?

[Maverick68]

I agree...
If you’ve ever had really good fried chicken, well, sometimes it is worth fighting for...

[dragnet2]

An Akron man was attacked by his brother with a crowbar during a fight over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.

Ohio?

That's Where Charlie Manson was born and raised...

The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called the cops..P>

It was the Mom...I Knew it!

Updated reports say the Mom generally eats several whole chickens daily.

[Rebelbase]

People are now fighting over food. It’s worse than the media let on. :-)

[buccaneer81]

I think this may be a celebration of Festivus, and a truly deserved Airing of Grievances. ;-)

[Secret Agent Man]

I don’t recall the Airing of Grievances ever calling for the use of a crowbar. Neither the feats of strength. Must be a more radical Festivus sect.

[fight_truth_decay]

Adults who have been persistently overweight since high school are 50% more likely to be on welfare or unemployed.

[mylife]

The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called 911.

"Now listen here, there aint no point in wasting a good piece of chicken"

[Lazlo in PA]

I think it is only fair for the two men to take their mother outside with the crowbar. She is the culprit after all. She ate the chicken and she raised two dumb-asses.

[buccaneer81]

I don’t recall the Airing of Grievances ever calling for the use of a crowbar.

I'm betting it was the Festivus pole. Aluminum. Very high weight to strength ratio.

[dragnet2]

Did ya know McDonald’s Chicken McNuggest have no chicken in them? They’re spayed with real chicken flavored liquid during the re-heating process and are injected with anti-bloating agents to make the product appear as being “breaded”, while giving the product that chicken baked texture.

[buccaneer81]

That, I believe, since today’s Big Mac is not “big” and has nothing remotely resembling beef in its make-up.

[libertarian27]

‘I wanted some chicken and all I got to eat was crow’

[The Comedian]

"I did what I had to do".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[diogenes ghost]

Never take a chicken leg to a crowbar fight.

[Conservative Tsunami]

Dispute over fried chicken ends in assault with crowbar

Message to the Amish and Quakers: "Can't we all just get along?"

[Lmo56]

Jest think what woulda happened if there were collard greens involved ...

BTW - maybe Chik-Fil-A can sign these guys up for a commercial ...

“Eat Mo’ Chiken !!!”

[weezel]

I knew a guy who killed a man over a pork chop, and another one who killed his father in law over a chicken neck.