Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
hey, cp.
No snow here. PTL.
That’s a good explanation, thanks.
With all the negative press coming from a-hole repubes like George Will, Peggy Nooner, David Brooks, etc, we don’t need that kind of “reality crap” in her very excellent show.
Bump
I did not watch....just readin the posts here but a blind man can see Kate is a spoiled bitch
Great Obama signed that Child food bill for MORE dinners and lunches for school that are HEALTHY. More money down the rat hole.
Hey Bamster - EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.
How did the Browns blow it??
Peyton Hillis couldn’t hold on to the football and Jake Delhomme couldn’t complete a pass if his life depended on it.....
And they are just not very good although they were the last team to beat NE.
this will open the floodgates from other states in 5 4 3 2.........................
Yo
Hi
Sigh...
What happened?
howdy friend.Merry Christmas too
I didn’t get the Browns game but the Skins lost by missing the extra point to go into overtime with 9 second left :o(
Just Damm, BJ Clinton gets to talk until Gibbs says so? What a crock of ship.
BJ rolled right over Gibbs LoL
You know, I was thinking this weekend that the reason rich liberals (like BJ and Obama) feel that the rich are merely “beneficiaries of life’s lottery” and need to “give back” through higher taxes is because most of them got their money, not through hard work, but by political connections or inheritance.
The Vikings game in Detroit has been “Sold Out”. Didn’t get free tickets from NFL’s stash.
Mornin’. OBAMACARE DEAD, Obama appoints Clinton as co-president.
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