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Vanity
| Nov 22, 2010
| FP
Posted on 11/22/2010 8:13:49 PM PST by FreedomPoster
I came across this item and wanted to post it up, which led to the question: Where?
Well, the answer I came up with is In this thread:
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: change; cultureofcorruption; donutwatch; funny; gropeandchains; gropers; groping; hope; hopeychangey; humor; humorless; knownsexoffenders; molesters; obamunism; outrages; policestate; profiling; tsa; tsahumor; tsajokes; tsapervs; virtualstripsearch
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/22/2010 9:06:07 PM PST
by
BobP
(The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
To: PadreL
From another source...
Q- Whats the difference between a TSA screener and a Proctologist?
A- About $230,000 a year.
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posted on
11/22/2010 9:07:12 PM PST
by
IM2MAD
To: stilloftyhenight
LOL!
I’m still fond of: “You don’t get on until we get off!”
23
posted on
11/22/2010 9:08:07 PM PST
by
Zarro
(Hands off Our Junk!)
To: FreedomPoster
Hey man, Big Sis doesn't like jokes made at their expense.
24
posted on
11/22/2010 9:08:07 PM PST
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: IM2MAD
LOL Great!
Do you want me to turn my head and cough when you do that?
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posted on
11/22/2010 9:15:51 PM PST
by
PadreL
To: PadreL
Hmmmm, makes me wonder ... will they allows us to get a print out of our scans? It’ll cut down on our lab costs when getting a full-on check up at the docs and/or dentist!
/s
26
posted on
11/22/2010 9:23:30 PM PST
by
BigIsleGal
(Wake Me Up When the Stupid Wears Off)
To: FreedomPoster
We juggle a lot of balls to get you there on time.
To: BigIsleGal
Oh my... it just occurred to me with that. TSA is the front for Obamacare.
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posted on
11/22/2010 9:33:30 PM PST
by
PadreL
To: FreedomPoster
29
posted on
11/22/2010 9:36:25 PM PST
by
FreeKeys
("WHO owns you? Do you own yourself, or are you just another piece of government property?"-N.Boortz)
To: FreedomPoster
These are great and funny—too bad this is actually truth in advertising
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posted on
11/22/2010 9:37:54 PM PST
by
funfan
To: FreeKeys
31
posted on
11/22/2010 9:55:41 PM PST
by
FreeKeys
("WHO owns you? Do you own yourself, or are you just another piece of government property?"-N.Boortz)
To: FreeKeys
32
posted on
11/22/2010 9:57:45 PM PST
by
FreeKeys
("WHO owns you? Do you own yourself, or are you just another piece of government property?"-N.Boortz)
To: FreedomPoster
Red Square strikes again!
33
posted on
11/22/2010 10:00:23 PM PST
by
DTogo
(High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
To: FreedomPoster; Oceander; PGalt; Publius; jellybean; Taggart_D; Wyatt's Torch; OwenKellogg; ...
...it's all part of our long-term Cultural Control Conditioning Program (CCCP).
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posted on
11/22/2010 10:05:36 PM PST
by
FreeKeys
("WHO owns you? Do you own yourself, or are you just another piece of government property?"-N.Boortz)
To: FreedomPoster
save for a great laugh later
35
posted on
11/22/2010 10:17:29 PM PST
by
submarinerswife
(Stay focused and determined. Our destination is NOVEMBER!!)
To: FreedomPoster
TSA = Tits& Ass
TSA= Touch a Soft Ass
TSA= Thorough Scrotum Assessment
TSA= Tough Shit America
To TSA examiner: “If you’re not my proctologist, get your finger/nose out of my ass”
“The least you could do is to introduce yourself”.
“Oh, did I tell you about my diarrhea problem”?
Does anyone want to do a patdown of Janet Napolitano?
Does anyone want to see Napolitano “au naturel”?
If so, be prepared to go blind!
Gee, we get to fly and get a cheap thrill at the same time!
I can imagine Lee Ermey saying:
Oh, that stuff that set off the metal detector?. It’s called shrapnel, ahole. Got some as a souvenir on “Iwo”, Guadacanal, Normandy, Ia Drang. Yeah, I know you’ve never heard of them. Try reading a history book, asswipe.
As Gen. Joe Foss one told a TSA-type who wanted to take a pin off his coat. “It’s called the Medal of Honor”. I know you never heard of it but I got it for ***.
To: Lazlo in PA
Is this real?
How can this be legal either?
Law abiding citizens first being molested then hauled off to jail - while the burkas and turbans get a free pass...because 'We don't Profile."
I beg to differ. When you bend over backward NOT to search the people who fit the real profile and instead pick on everyone but - you are reverse profiling - and that is still profiling.
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posted on
11/22/2010 10:35:09 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
(We Stand Together of We Fall Apart)
To: maine-iac7
They’re making up new rules as they go. Who needs a legislature?
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posted on
11/22/2010 10:37:39 PM PST
by
Hoodat
( Don't touch my junk, Bro !)
To: maine-iac7
! achtung Do you notice in the TSA sign that the exclamation point come BEFORE the word?
reminiscent of Nazi Germany
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posted on
11/22/2010 11:29:28 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
(We Stand Together of We Fall Apart)
To: FreeKeys
40
posted on
11/22/2010 11:34:36 PM PST
by
nutmeg
(...embarrassed to live in The People's Republik of Connecticut)
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