Case in point.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 11/22/2010 7:50:10 PM PST by TheHawksNest
Faux feminists are terrified. They’re so frightened of the Year of the Conservative Woman they’re trotting out Gloria Steinem, yesteryear’s poster-child for the womyn’s movement, to make the rounds in all the usual leftist places to “reclaim” the term “Mama Grizzlies.” (Did they ever own that term?) Steinem recently staked her reputation on her claim that grizzly bears heart abortion. The verdict is still out on whether or not grizzlies use #ihadanabortion tags on Twitter.
Steinem opines in her article, Why Mama Grizzlies Vote Pro-Choice:
In fact, Mama Grizzlies─so misrepresented for political purposes by Sarah Palin─know this, too. In real life, they are famous for their exercise of reproductive freedom. For example, female grizzlies mate later than other bears, have only one or two cubs at a time, and wait up to twice as many years between births. If after they are pregnant, conditions are not good─for instance, their health is poor, the food supply is unreliable, or the winter is too harsh─they reabsorb the embryo into their bodies in self-abortion and just don’t give birth that year.
This idea of “self-abortion” is hilarious. Those of us who don’t spend all day drinking lattes and munching on organic wheat grass in leftist think-tanks have a word for that too. Miscarriage. It’s doubtful many women who have suffered one would ever consider it an abortion.
The other amusing part of this interesting foray into the secret life of bears is the glaring flaw in Steinem’s use of the subject’s behavior. The fact that grizzly bears mate later, have small litters and take time off between pregnancies only illustrates bears are smarter than feminists. Instead of having sex with every swanky hipster with a soul patch who smokes foreign cigarettes and reads Nietzsche, Mama Grizzlies wait to find the right mate.
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I love the line in this article about a mama grizzly bear's womb being safer than a feminist's. Truth.
Craziest s*** that I have read in a while.
Steinem is a sick puppy.
Thats fails so hard it leaves a crater 10 ft. deep. It fails so big it has its own zipcode. It fails so epicly that even The Impeccable Hat is amazed (and believe me, TIH knows his fail).
Ahhhh the same woman that slept with a man to get cash to save her failing magazine...couldnt earn it herself, had to sell her favors..
Uh huh..we all need to listen to her..cheap whore that she is.
I thought Gloria had died? Oh...it was the rich guy she married and whose money she now lives on. Never mind.
Case in point.
Gloria Steinem outdoes her own stupidity every time she types a sentence. Real mama grizzlies in the wild are pro-choice feminists? The stupid, it hurts!
What exactly do you expect from a porn star?
In a manner of speaking. Another revenant wandering at nights, too vile for Heaven, too tacky for Hell.
**Steinem is a sick puppy**
You bet. She has a bad case of PDS.
old gloria still around huh? Makes me laugh. She was ridiculous way back when and she’s even more ridiculous now. Wonder why these people can’t stay out of the limelight?
It is really too funny! Palin just drives Liberals mad. I can’t wait to vote for her for President.
Pssst, Ms. Steinem, perhaps you haven’t heard, humans have miscarriages, too. The big difference is that bears never induce them whereas some humans do.
Sith liche.
My understanding of a veterinary viewpoint, it's not an "abortion" (self or otherwise) since the embryo is not removed or expelled.
That said, Steinem and her ilk are a sick, inhumane perversion.
Steinem is still alive? Good grief, she must be 120 by now and, clearly, senility has set in.
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