New TSA Slogans

Vanity

[safetysign]

Grope discounts available.

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS

The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

Stroke of the hand, law of the land

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Let your fingers do the Walking

Cough

Reach out and touch someone

Can you feel me now?

[Tawiskaro]

“The iron fist in the latex glove.”

[sionnsar]

Actually, some of the TSA people are perfectly nice and certainly didn't sign on to do something like this. The problem is not the individual TSA employees, it's the whole insane policy.

As a too-frequent flyer I agree.

[Notary Sojac]

Whoa, I call Godwin.

Go tell a Holocaust survivor that this is comparable to an Auschwitz guard.