Posted on 11/22/2010 1:03:09 PM PST by MindBender26
The TSA'S new slogan contest
These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. Feel free to send your entry
1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
9. We are now free to move about your pants
10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS
16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy
17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
19. Let your fingers do the Walking
20. Cough, please
21. Reach out and touch someone
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
That is why the same rules apply to children, handicapped, military. They need to damage the power of valuing worth of individuals
same with panels in health care bill.
TSA - Happy Endings with no risk of arrest!
TSA - This a bad touch.
“Come fly the overly friendly skies.”
Good one.
But in the spirit of Gloria Allred, how about a theme song!
When the SEIU unionizes the trowserbrowsers it will all be good.
Don’t know about a ‘new’ one but the original name was supposed to be
Federal Aviation Transportation/Airline Safety Services
but
they were afraid of the government habit of acronyms, thinking the employees wouldn’t want to wear the shirts and jackets with
F.A.T.A.S.S.
on the back of it.
I wonder if my health insurance covers an annual TSA exam...
“TSA: For those who missed the Gestapo.”
Here is a suggestion for anyone who may be flying this season and want to “give a little joy back” to the TSA Gropers: Do a really heavy workout, make sure your cloths smell full of BO (relate it to Barack Obama) and then see how much the TSA people enjoy doing a full body searh!!! Oh, and especially wear underwear with foul odor!
Well, that's not a problem.
Our Frequent Groper program includes your choice of nude photos or molestation.
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