You don’t get egg roll.
They will cut your body into little pieces and scan them separately.
The TSA screener will then ask, “If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?”
Shep was ripping the TSA chief a new one earlier today.
He kept grinding on him about why don’t we do cavity searches? we already know terrorists have smuggled explosives in their body cavities.
Pistole did a LOT of shuckin’ an’ jivin’ and squirmed visibly.
Way to go Shep!
Pilots are starting to discuss this.
Can you say "Blu-Ray' pill? Hitachi powder in that injection, sir?
First you save yourself from an excessive dose of radiation. Next you get molested by your friendly federal pervert, who will no doubt be an arrogant, authoritarian creep, worthy of Gestapo membership. If you refuse the above two choices, you will go to jail, and still get molested by your friendly jailer, and possibly some new friends and cellmates. That’s the price of being an American these days.
Do it for your country and the joy of not having to admit that Muslims are the terrorists.
Defund TSA,EPA,FDA, & DOE.
Then let’s take stock and look for new defunding targets.
I’ve had enough of the totalitarian federal nanny state.
cnn - pilot files lawsuit over tsa body scanners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIGw9QGeTo&feature=player_embedded
Posted on Drudge.
FLASHBACK: PENN JILLETTE CALLS COPS ON GROPING TSA AGENT
11/13/02
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash9p.htm
“Under 18 U.S. Code Section 2244, “ ‘sexual contact’ means the intentional touching, either directly or through the clothing, of the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh or buttocks of any person with an intent to abuse, humiliate, harass, degrade.”
While the TSA has yet to find any explosive fluids, they are commited to rubbing your junk until something does explode!
How many dates is appropriate before going through a TSA checkpoint?
These scan-complainers and body search babies can blame Islamic terrorists for their gripes,not the TSA.
Do they care if their planes blow up?
What a bunch of bitching dummies!
Anyone with half a brain KNOWS that Islamic terrorists would love to KILL US around our Judeo-Christian holidays.
Germany went on high alert last evening and it’s obvious that the U.S. is also.
In fact, it was not “Domestic Spying” at all -— it was international spying (Al-Qaeda calling someone in the U.S.).
My question is what happens if you accept the body scanner, but you have an artificial knee. Wanna’ bet I get BOTH treatments?
I think they can lump you up
After coming out of the gate area, I stopped to ask directions to the baggage claim and the TSA goon grabbed my purse, put it on a conveyor belt to go BACK into the gate area while demanding to see my ticket and telling me to take off my shoes.
He kept asking me where I was going and I kept saying "I'm HERE". (He has my ticket in hand) I demanded he get my purse off the conveyor and just direct me to the baggage claim so I could retrieve my luggage.
The idiot kept this little game up until a supervisor saw the commotion and came over. When I explained to her what had happened; she quietly rescued my purse, handed it to me and pointed to the baggage claim......never saying a word. I was so angry I vowed to NEVER fly again....and haven't.
I can't imagine someone willingly subjecting themselves to the likes of these fools.