[Lazamataz]

I wrote this. I wonder if it's any good? It's a Doctor Seuss-kinda thing. Wish I could draw the characters!

[evets]

I stole this off the interwebs...

... you can have it.

Cause I stole it off the interwebs.

[going hot]

And she started to pass a Big Bill,

She sure did pull that one out of her rear end.

I just don't refer to them as big bills.

[Quix]

Great.

Send em to Beck.

[dead]

Very nice. Rankin and Bass needs to do the cartoon television special!

[Cicero]

Excellent!

[Quix]

For some reason, I thought this one still needed some tweaking. Let me see if I still do:

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say ghey,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

[I think that one works well]

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

[I think that’s fine. Though I might also like:

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And via Ex-Lax, passed a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
“Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,”
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!”

[Great stanza.]

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee’s good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

Yeah. That works fine.

Send em both to Beck.

[dalereed]

Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?

[NEMDF]

EXCELLENT. I would have to say, I am quite surprised! No references to “...hit it....”

[bvw]

Good enough for publication as a Christmas miracle.

[LonePalm]

Good show. More.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Allegra]

Love it! I’m impressed!

[MrB]

The Pee Louse?

Ever heard of the Candiru fish?

"The candiru usually targets a big fish as its host, drinking blood from its gills, but occasionally they make mistakes. This has resulted in one of the most infamous legends to emerge from the Amazon: a man urinating in the river who has a fish swim up his penis." – Jeremy Wade, biologist.

[So Cal Rocket]

Genious!

[Guenevere]

Our creative Laz!!!!

[Lazamataz]

This is fun! Enjoy

[JennysCool]

Spectacular, Laz! It's a hit!!

[Lazamataz]

This one is fun! Enjoy

[trisham]

Well done, Doctor Laz! :)

[Lazamataz]

This one is fun! Enjoy

[sauropod]

Good post!