For some reason, I thought this one still needed some tweaking. Let me see if I still do:
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say ghey,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
[I think that one works well]
“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”
[I think that’s fine. Though I might also like:
“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And via Ex-Lax, passed a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
“Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,”
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!”
[Great stanza.]
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee’s good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
Yeah. That works fine.
Send em both to Beck.
What a narcissist!
Laz is probably the funniest, most creative and original poster on FR and YOU are none of these things and YOU thought YOU could tweak HIS work?
Stick to what you do best, whatever that is; this ain't it.
Note: Gay is spelled ghey by those who are unsure about themselves and your "Ex-Lax" potty humor is sophomoric at best.