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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldnt do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
More Health care, Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,
But once we pass it, we will!
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:55:33 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: JennysCool
THAT
IS
GREAT
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:57:08 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for posting this Laz!
.
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:59:53 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
11/17/2010 10:07:14 AM PST
by
sauropod
(The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
To: Lazamataz
By all that’s Holy(and not), Laz, YOU HIT IT!
To: Lazamataz
It’s all yours to use on the interwebs!
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posted on
11/17/2010 10:24:19 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Lazamataz
87
posted on
11/17/2010 10:37:50 AM PST
by
FourPeas
(Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
To: Jim Robinson
I try not to ping you to these, because I know you like a more serious forum... but I suspect that you might enjoy this particular post.
Well, I hope, anyways.... :)
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posted on
11/17/2010 11:26:26 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
Unbelievably funny. Well done!
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posted on
11/17/2010 11:29:53 AM PST
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I thought this was the Pee Louse ?
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posted on
11/17/2010 12:09:29 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: MindBender26; Mike Evers; kcvl; Tijeras_Slim
Well, go ahead and read this one, it’s good, but now I have to write a Doctor Seuss about the TSA Gonad Grabs.
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posted on
11/17/2010 12:12:16 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
11/17/2010 12:15:02 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
To: bert; NellieMae; Tennessee Nana; girlangler; jaycee
I think I’ve found a guest ‘thang’ for our annual Freeper picnic!
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posted on
11/17/2010 12:52:37 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: gimme1ibertee
To: Lazamataz
Good for a few chuckles....:O) give us more.
To: Lazamataz
I love it. Pee Louse is a scream, just because it’s so deliciously accurate.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
11/19/2010 1:10:20 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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posted on
11/19/2010 5:17:09 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Lazamataz; writer33
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posted on
11/19/2010 6:21:43 PM PST
by
GeronL
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