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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldnt do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
More Health care, Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,
But once we pass it, we will!
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
11/22/2010 1:34:44 AM PST
by
LowOiL
(In Limbo)
To: LowOiL
142
posted on
11/30/2010 8:06:07 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Yaelle
143
posted on
11/30/2010 8:07:39 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Senator Pardek; diotima
144
posted on
11/30/2010 8:08:39 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: M Kehoe; Marysecretary; Mojave; _Jim
145
posted on
11/30/2010 8:10:49 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Salvation
You do realize that many of Dr. Seusss books were parallelisms to American Life, dont you?I did not know that!
146
posted on
11/30/2010 8:12:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: tlb; donhunt; GVnana; vbmoneyspender; SwinneySwitch; Impy; AuH2ORepublican; fieldmarshaldj
147
posted on
11/30/2010 8:13:24 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Lazamataz
I missed this last week. Stupendous work!
148
posted on
11/30/2010 8:16:23 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: llevrok; Slyfox; ROTB; L,TOWM; no dems; combat_boots; Kaslin; N. Theknow
149
posted on
11/30/2010 8:16:58 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: cjshapi
I missed this last week. Stupendous work!So, does that mean you are gonna give me some?
150
posted on
11/30/2010 8:18:10 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Lazamataz
Only conservatives can hear the Who:
151
posted on
11/30/2010 9:38:15 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: Lazamataz
Good evening.
I've always enjoyed Dr. Laz.
On another note, I'd hit that green witch on the right just for GP.
5.56mm
152
posted on
11/30/2010 3:34:45 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: South40; Cicero; tet68; Alamo-Girl
I forgot to invite you guys!
153
posted on
12/01/2010 4:04:13 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Deb; Keith in Iowa; stevio; wagglebee; Fishtalk; facedown; RightOnline
And you guys too! I forgot to invite you guys to this!
154
posted on
12/01/2010 4:06:36 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: dynachrome; Lucky9teen; Cyber Liberty; Sub-Driver; wolfcreek; GlockThe Vote; Stoat
And how could I forget you guys!!!
155
posted on
12/01/2010 4:08:58 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Lazamataz
Great job Laz!
156
posted on
12/01/2010 4:09:06 PM PST
by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: Lazamataz
Now I can’t watch the Grinch without seeing nazi peelousy!
157
posted on
12/01/2010 4:12:14 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Jonah Hex; Joe 6-pack; ArrogantBustard; Doogle; rarestia; Roccus
Yikes! Can’t forget to invite you guys!
158
posted on
12/01/2010 4:20:19 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Lazamataz
I think Pink Floyd might take issue with your Pee Louse image...
159
posted on
12/01/2010 4:23:50 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Lazamataz
I think Pink Floyd might take issue with your Pee Louse image...
160
posted on
12/01/2010 4:23:50 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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