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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldnt do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
More Health care, Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,
But once we pass it, we will!
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: Salvation
**doubtable**
Should have been doubletalk
But it could go around aand around the table or the Tower of Babel. LOL!
121
posted on
11/20/2010 3:57:22 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Lazamataz
You could put Hughbaby (Michelle Obama) in there.
Boob belts and all
Round but not tall.
Behinder that follows?
Follwed by.................
I know — I\m ridiculous, but it might get you going. LOL!
122
posted on
11/20/2010 4:02:10 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Lazamataz
You could put Hughbaby (Michelle Obama) in there.
Boob belts and all
Round but not tall.
Behinder that follows?
Drab in chartruese but drabber in print — LOL — I’m choking, I’m laughing so hard.
Follwed by.................
I know — I\m ridiculous, but it might get you going. LOL!
123
posted on
11/20/2010 4:03:15 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Lazamataz
How about putting Wubama bowing to the east or to those to whom he did bow down?
124
posted on
11/20/2010 4:06:20 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Lazamataz; Quix; Eaker
Quix is okay, Eak.I second that motion. I move for a vote. All those in favor, say aye. All those opposed, nay.
:-)
125
posted on
11/20/2010 4:37:08 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
All those opposed, nay. Nay.
126
posted on
11/20/2010 5:26:12 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: AndyJackson
127
posted on
11/20/2010 6:45:19 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
To: AndyJackson
To: Lazamataz
To: Eaker; Lazmataz
Oh
DEAR me!
I’d better get another roll of paper towels.
This one is about all gone soaking up my drool.
Hey, Laz, now ya gone and done it . . . if people start thinking I’m sane . . . it will limit my options far more.
LUB BRO.
131
posted on
11/20/2010 8:14:46 PM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Eaker; Lazmataz
Perhaps you could remind me . . .
when was it and what was it about
that I p**d in your tea?
Or do you always run around with cockle burrs in strange places fostering erratic pontifications?
Or is it merely that you can’t bear to suffer the dreadful disgrace of having other people disagree with your construction on reality?
132
posted on
11/20/2010 8:17:18 PM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: writer33
LOVE U BIG 2 BRO.
Hope the satires are still spinning out regularly when possible.
133
posted on
11/20/2010 8:21:17 PM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Eaker
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh raging significance in a poster’s own mind strikes the brittle and super convinced of their own brilliance once again.
134
posted on
11/20/2010 8:22:50 PM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Lazamataz
Excellent! Thanks for the laughs!!
135
posted on
11/21/2010 6:22:20 AM PST
by
SC_Pete
(The)
To: Quix; Lazmataz
It’s the whole package and did it ever dawn on you that you are the problem not others?
Think about it if you can get past your ridiculous narcissism.
136
posted on
11/21/2010 10:16:22 AM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Eaker; Lazmataz
Publishing negligible insight and perceptiveness
is kind of similar to publishing ignorance.
Sometimes it’s amusing.
Often it’s not.
Occasionally it’s pathetic.
Mercifully, Lazmataz has a great capacity to tap wells others don’t even know might exist.
137
posted on
11/21/2010 6:28:41 PM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Quix
I am not looking for a pen pal.
Especially a half wit pen pal.
Get a clue nimrod, I don’t like you.
I thought I was clear on that issue.
Now if I want any more crap out of you,
I will squeeze the worthless melon
affixed to your shoulders.
I hope that it finally clear to you ‘lil feller.
138
posted on
11/21/2010 6:40:12 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Lazamataz
The Wubama loves Green Eggs and Ham
But won’t give a w00t for Uncle Sam!
139
posted on
11/22/2010 1:05:21 AM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Lazamataz
140
posted on
11/22/2010 1:07:49 AM PST
by
Yaelle
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