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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldnt do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
More Health care, Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,
But once we pass it, we will!
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: writer33
Posted here as well, Laz. Good stuff: It'll do until something good finally comes along. ;)
101
posted on
11/19/2010 6:58:42 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Nick Danger; Buckhead
Oh heck. I forgot some of the Free Republic luminaries! Come and enjoy a Laz Break.
102
posted on
11/19/2010 7:26:06 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: 2111USMC; stefanbatory; A_perfect_lady
103
posted on
11/19/2010 7:33:16 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Cool Guy; Eaker
104
posted on
11/19/2010 7:36:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
105
posted on
11/19/2010 7:53:11 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Quix; Lazamataz
I thought this one still needed some tweaking.What a narcissist!
Laz is probably the funniest, most creative and original poster on FR and YOU are none of these things and YOU thought YOU could tweak HIS work?
Stick to what you do best, whatever that is; this ain't it.
Note: Gay is spelled ghey by those who are unsure about themselves and your "Ex-Lax" potty humor is sophomoric at best.
106
posted on
11/20/2010 7:21:42 AM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Lazamataz
Pretty good. The graphics are great!
To: Eaker; Lazmataz
Goooooooooooodness, Laz . . .
I didn’t realize you had psychophants in your enterage! LOL.
Laz knows of my wildly affirming appreciation of his skills.
He even occasionally graces me with a magnanimously kind response to some of my posts.
Obviously, there’s no accounting for taste—even with Laz.
108
posted on
11/20/2010 8:41:41 AM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Lazamataz
I'd hit it.
Kudos!
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
109
posted on
11/20/2010 8:49:31 AM PST
by
The Comedian
(I enjoy progressives, especially in a light cream sauce.)
To: Lazamataz
ROTFLOL!!
(The visuals are important to this as well)
To: writer33
” The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day! “
LOL!
To: Quix
If you cannot see how out of line you are then it is really sad.
You are a sad sick little man fooling only a few as much as you are fooling yourself.
112
posted on
11/20/2010 1:48:30 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: AndyJackson; Disambiguator; SC_Pete
113
posted on
11/20/2010 2:38:10 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Eaker; Quix
114
posted on
11/20/2010 2:38:47 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz; Quix
Quix is okay, Eak.Our opinions on the matter differ greatly.
Don't trust him and you won't be disappointed. Trust him and you will.
115
posted on
11/20/2010 2:50:47 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: WayneS; Lazamataz
When can we expect to see a poem about the Barniphranc?I'm thinking a song, along the lines of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch."
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
You do realize that many of Dr. Seuss’s books were parallelisms to American Life, don’t you? This is excellent. Could probably use a little more embelishment, though.
“To Think I Saw it on Mulberry Street” == To think I Saw it on Pennsylvania Ave. Read it again — and it makes sense.
Richard K. Mooney, won’t you please go home == Richard M. Nixon, won’t you please go home.
Now read that one again and see if it goes with Nixon.
Not surprised, are you?
118
posted on
11/20/2010 3:44:48 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: evets; Lazmataz
How about putting Gaffeaholic in there (Joe Biden)
He says one thing, then says another,
Over and over the doubtable squanders (wanders)
119
posted on
11/20/2010 3:53:31 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Lazamataz
120
posted on
11/20/2010 3:55:46 PM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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