How about- “touch my junk, it’ll be the last thing you ever touch”-?!?!
“Radiation, penetration, or deportation. No one flies for free.”
(stolen from TOS)
The TSA Is Not Going To Do Sex To Me
From The Tickerguy.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko8uwkmMQ9E&feature=player_embedded#!
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=172442
"Don't touch me junk. Just get in my belly!"
As gay recruiting and Islamic pedophile recruiting runs high...TSA TRansvestite search army..
Look round all the Islamic looking aholes up and stripm search them, let the rest go through regular screening..
What they need to do is establish a two-track system. Let those who are too squeamish to submit to a search board the Terrorist Target Airline, and the rest of us board the Searched Airline. Then when the next plane goes down, at least we can present the Darwin Award.
Meanwhile they will excuse muslim women from full pat downs and not going through the pornoviewer.
Tell me how that makes sense, if we’re all safer going through this crap?
I can just see a great false flag op coming out of this. Further justification to force everyone into the pornoviewer or getting searched like an inmate in lockdown.
And for those of you who don’t mind being treated like an inmate in lockdown, don’t bother to reply. You’re already big brother compliant, I am not going to be, I will go through regular metal detectors like everyone else, but I draw the line at being radiated by the pornoviewer or being searched like an inmate. I won’t change your complacency, you won’t change my mind, so just don’t bother replying to me. Save us all some time.
What would be funny is photoshopped airport scanner pics of Uncle Jan!
I’m envisioning a yellow flag with a snake sitting on two large boulders saying, “Don’t touch my junk.”
Is this documented anywhere? I read a good bit of the TSA website and I found no reference to what rights you give up by "buying a ticket."
Seems a lot like we are being compelled to submit to a search without a warrant.
Make retinal/thumbprint/DNA scanning "to avoid the hassle" seem unobtrusive by comparison.
Fascism part deux.
Boy, that didn't take long!
But . . . But . . . it’s for our security.
I think that in the name of National Security, The Capitol Building and the White House should have the same level of security as airports. Yeah, Full Body Scanners need to be placed at every entrance. If Pilots and Aircrews must submit to scans in order to go to work, then ALL Congressmen and Senators need to be scanned every time they enter the Capitol Building. Our heightened level of security must also demand that the President and his family be scanned every time they enter the White House.
Yeah, that should do it. You can’t be to careful when it comes to our National Landmarks.
This should be litigated all the way to the Supreme Court.
I have no problem with “suspects” of criminal activity getting searched all the way into their anal cavity (which I presume would currently be unlawful in some states), but to subject Americans to ‘RANDOM’ groping by security personnel (or ‘anyone’ for that matter) is highly immoral and totally out-of-bounds with respect to everyone’s civil liberties.
This is the brainstorm of an administration that void of any regards for the rights and freedoms of Americans, so long as ‘they’ look and ‘appear’ to be doing ‘something’ about terrorism.
These people to should dragged and inquisitioned on Capitol Hill.
This Tyner fella should sue the crap out of the TSA and their stupid assinine policy.
The terrorists have won.
I am going to give an honest report of going through security this morning. Some may not like it, but here it is.
I rarely get pulled aside for the random screen, but guess what, this morning must have been my lucky number or something. I was given the asked to go through the new x-ray machine. I opted for the pat down.
The agent had me wait a moment while they found an available agent to do the search. I was passed through the metal detector, my carry on items were collected, and all were taken to the location just behind the machines where these searches are performed (unless you further request a ‘private screening’ which I did not).
The agent, a young Asian man, mid twenties I guess, explained what he was going to do, and in the manner you would expect, I was asked to hold my arms up, palms up. He performed his search in a ‘top to bottom’ ‘back to front’ manner. He was thorough, but professional. To my relief, on the thigh pats he stopped about an inch or two low, and never ‘touched my junk’. I think the most uncomfortable part of the screen was the ‘inside the belt line’ screen, the purpose of which I am still not sure as he did not touch me there, but rather went around the inside of the belt line of my pants.
I was done in about 5 minutes. While I found the process to be an annoyance, and I do not agree with random screenings like this (would prefer they profile like good cops should), I have to say that given I was polite, everyone on the TSA side was polite and professional about the entire process.
I don't condone this, so I don't want anyone thinking that I am satisfied with whats going on. On the other hand, I was not groped or fondled or treated disrespectfully either. That does not mean its not occurring elsewhere. I can only report my experience today.
As one who would prefer not to have to deal with this, my recommendation is that everyone who is randomly chosen should opt for the pat down. 1) I don't like the unknown health risks of the machines. 2) If you want something that is useless and annoying to be changed, make it so that TSA has to work so so hard with manual screens, it gums up the airport traffic flow to the point where they have to find more practical and meaningful solutions. FWIW.
I am going to give an honest report of going through security this morning. Some may not like it, but here it is.
I rarely get pulled aside for the random screen, but guess what, this morning must have been my lucky number or something. I was given the asked to go through the new x-ray machine. I opted for the pat down.
The agent had me wait a moment while they found an available agent to do the search. I was passed through the metal detector, my carry on items were collected, and all were taken to the location just behind the machines where these searches are performed (unless you further request a ‘private screening’ which I did not).
The agent, a young Asian man, mid twenties I guess, explained what he was going to do, and in the manner you would expect, I was asked to hold my arms up, palms up. He performed his search in a ‘top to bottom’ ‘back to front’ manner. He was thorough, but professional. To my relief, on the thigh pats he stopped about an inch or two low, and never ‘touched my junk’. I think the most uncomfortable part of the screen was the ‘inside the belt line’ screen, the purpose of which I am still not sure as he did not touch me there, but rather went around the inside of the belt line of my pants.
I was done in about 5 minutes. While I found the process to be an annoyance, and I do not agree with random screenings like this (would prefer they profile like good cops should), I have to say that given I was polite, everyone on the TSA side was polite and professional about the entire process.
I don't condone this, so I don't want anyone thinking that I am satisfied with whats going on. On the other hand, I was not groped or fondled or treated disrespectfully either. That does not mean its not occurring elsewhere. I can only report my experience today.
As one who would prefer not to have to deal with this, my recommendation is that everyone who is randomly chosen should opt for the pat down. 1) I don't like the unknown health risks of the machines. 2) If you want something that is useless and annoying to be changed, make it so that TSA has to work so so hard with manual screens, it gums up the airport traffic flow to the point where they have to find more practical and meaningful solutions. FWIW.
TSA == T__s Scrota A$$
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