Posted on 10/29/2010 1:12:34 PM PDT by Vigilanteman
Should update Polish to Environmentalist.
eggsellant
Thank you and bttt.
relative to your humor interests ping
Is this another Joy Beharm thread?.............
Hilarious! Especially the Russian one. :)
ping 2 cows
ENVIRONMENTALIST: Your neighbor has two cows. After a year-long environmental impact study, you declare that the cows produce too much methane gas which contributes to global warming. You demand the neighbor slaughter the cows but still expect to be able to buy milk from him.
ENVIRONMENTALIST - You own two cows. You decide your two cows are contributing to global warming, so you pass a law outlawing all cows. Children around the world start to die due to lack of milk; you tell people it is your good intentions that count, not the actual results of your actions.
PETA - You own two cows. You chastise yourself for being so insenitive as to own a fellow living creature that is every bit as valuable as a human being; you free yor cows, then head off to the rally to protest any attempt to make partial birt abortion illegal.
They also laugh at them because most of them are a lot smarter than the people making jokes about them.
Which country was the first one to sucessfully put a crack in the iron curtain. Which country produced two of the key players (Lech Walesa and Pope John Paul II) which did so much to tear it down?
Pelosi & MyrrhCowSki?
BTTT
HIPPIE- You find a herd of 100 cows while squating on a farm in California. You decide to sell them to a guy in NY. Your VW bus will only hold 2 cows so you load them up and drive to NY. You sell the cows for 1$ apiece. After the 5th trip you realize you are not making any money. You decide to buy a bigger truck.
That’s why I mentioned that change. I give far more respect to Poland because of these things.
Snicker. PETA’d likely kill them, and feel smug they released the cows from human bondage.
Get your own cows. Keep them on your property, and do whatever you want with your milk. I’ll do the same. No government interference is needed.
tag
Oh please the first to laugh at polish jokes are poles.
I have a lot of friends that are polish, they call each other ski.
no first name just ski.
Over 200 showed up at a family reunion in Oct. A sad year, many gone during the year. But, the older ones pledge to keep the younger generation involved so that the Reunions never end.
I respect that. even if ski, and ski are a little ditzy. (just kidding)
Love it!
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