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A Tale of Two Cows
Our Own Warped Minds ^ | 28 October 2010 | My Fishing Buddies

Posted on 10/29/2010 1:12:34 PM PDT by Vigilanteman

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This joke has been around in various forms for years. We decided to modernize it.
1 posted on 10/29/2010 1:12:40 PM PDT by Vigilanteman
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To: Vigilanteman

Should update Polish to Environmentalist.


2 posted on 10/29/2010 1:15:41 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
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To: Vigilanteman

eggsellant


3 posted on 10/29/2010 1:17:52 PM PDT by griswold3 (Nov 2 is not just an election, it's a restraining order)
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To: Vigilanteman
We decided to modernize it.

Thank you and bttt.

4 posted on 10/29/2010 1:19:26 PM PDT by thulldud (Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
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To: Deo confidimus

relative to your humor interests ping


5 posted on 10/29/2010 1:19:35 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Is this another Joy Beharm thread?.............


6 posted on 10/29/2010 1:20:09 PM PDT by Red Badger (WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE MEGHAN MCCAIN A BOX OF KRISPY KREMES SO SHE'LL SHUT THE HELL UP?!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Hilarious! Especially the Russian one. :)


7 posted on 10/29/2010 1:20:13 PM PDT by derllak
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To: Vigilanteman

ping 2 cows


8 posted on 10/29/2010 1:20:38 PM PDT by TNoldman (Call 1911 not 911!)
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To: IYAS9YAS; Vigilanteman

ENVIRONMENTALIST: Your neighbor has two cows. After a year-long environmental impact study, you declare that the cows produce too much methane gas which contributes to global warming. You demand the neighbor slaughter the cows but still expect to be able to buy milk from him.


9 posted on 10/29/2010 1:27:01 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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ENVIRONMENTALIST - You own two cows. You decide your two cows are contributing to global warming, so you pass a law outlawing all cows. Children around the world start to die due to lack of milk; you tell people it is your good intentions that count, not the actual results of your actions.

PETA - You own two cows. You chastise yourself for being so insenitive as to own a fellow living creature that is every bit as valuable as a human being; you free yor cows, then head off to the rally to protest any attempt to make partial birt abortion illegal.


10 posted on 10/29/2010 1:37:00 PM PDT by Brookhaven (The next step for the Tea Party--The Conservative Hand--is available at Amazon.com)
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I like the Polish. They tell the best Polish jokes.

They also laugh at them because most of them are a lot smarter than the people making jokes about them.

Which country was the first one to sucessfully put a crack in the iron curtain. Which country produced two of the key players (Lech Walesa and Pope John Paul II) which did so much to tear it down?

11 posted on 10/29/2010 1:39:19 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Vigilanteman

Pelosi & MyrrhCowSki?


12 posted on 10/29/2010 1:40:37 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: OrangeHoof

BTTT


13 posted on 10/29/2010 1:47:33 PM PDT by Flying Circus
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To: Vigilanteman

HIPPIE- You find a herd of 100 cows while squating on a farm in California. You decide to sell them to a guy in NY. Your VW bus will only hold 2 cows so you load them up and drive to NY. You sell the cows for 1$ apiece. After the 5th trip you realize you are not making any money. You decide to buy a bigger truck.


14 posted on 10/29/2010 1:59:39 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Note to Leftists- We Will Bury You (politically)
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To: Vigilanteman

That’s why I mentioned that change. I give far more respect to Poland because of these things.


15 posted on 10/29/2010 2:00:06 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
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Snicker. PETA’d likely kill them, and feel smug they released the cows from human bondage.


16 posted on 10/29/2010 2:01:51 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
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To: Vigilanteman

Get your own cows. Keep them on your property, and do whatever you want with your milk. I’ll do the same. No government interference is needed.


17 posted on 10/29/2010 2:08:49 PM PDT by pallis
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To: Vigilanteman

tag


18 posted on 10/29/2010 2:27:40 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat is not getting knocked down, it is not getting back up.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Oh please the first to laugh at polish jokes are poles.

I have a lot of friends that are polish, they call each other ski.
no first name just ski.

Over 200 showed up at a family reunion in Oct. A sad year, many gone during the year. But, the older ones pledge to keep the younger generation involved so that the Reunions never end.

I respect that. even if ski, and ski are a little ditzy. (just kidding)


19 posted on 10/29/2010 2:29:20 PM PDT by Marty62 (marty60)
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To: IYAS9YAS

Love it!


20 posted on 10/29/2010 2:31:27 PM PDT by MissNomer
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