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May I recommend Darksheare Coffee?

“WARNING - Not to be taken internally!” - Slings and Arrows

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.

In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.

Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.

Found a Maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.

Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.

This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.

Add sugar and dairy creamer.

Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.

That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.

Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.


When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.


Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Caffeine poisoning isn’t fun.

[ShadowAce]

That could not have been a pleasant way to die.

I took a lot of No-Doz once as a teenager. That afternoon was not fun. I haven't had any since.

[Red Badger]

"I think there should be a warning on it saying it can kill."

I think there should be a warning on it saying it shouldn't be used by idiots................

[DTogo]

"If you're sharing a bag, carrying it around..."

Never heard of caffeine for sale in powder form, nor of anyone offering to share a bag of it they happen to be carrying around.

[agere_contra]

Damn. Does anyone realize how easy it would be to kill a lot of infidels with internet-brought caffeine?

[Jaxter]

It could be a spoonful of coffee
Could be a spoonful of tea
But a little spoon of your precious love
Good enough for me

Willie Dixon

[rickb308]

"In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water. 
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee." That's convict coffee. I used to drink that every day when I worked for TDC. (Texas Dept. of Corrections) I worked the evening shift in the gym. The coach was issued a monthly allotment of coffee from the kitchen. His inmate porter would fill the basket to the top. Almost took two hands to stir it. LOL

[bigbob]

meh...coffee, water, heat. Repeat til awake.

[a fool in paradise]

Do not snort.

[Erasmus]

A true caffiend.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Who carries around a bag of powdered caffeine and a spoon to snack on it?

[Comstock1]

Don’t read this: http://www.amazon.com/Buzz-Science-Lore-Alcohol-Caffeine/dp/0140268456

It will destroy too many popular myths about caffeine.

[sionnsar]

May I recommend Darksheare Coffee?

Darks?

[Monkey Face]

I doubt that there is that much caffeine in chocolate, so I’m safe!

[3niner]

...Bedford’s aunt Sue Burton said, "I think there should be a warning on it saying it can kill."

Water can kill, if you drink too much in a short period of time.

[Libloather]

Eyes wide shut?

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The coroner criticized the product.
How about blaming the fool who ate the product?

[Darksheare]

Ah-HA!
It’s NOT my fault!

[Mr. Bird]

I seem to recall a pharmacology professor explaining caffeine’s potency thus: decaf is 99% caffeine free. Regular coffee is 98% caffeine free.

[antiRepublicrat]

The bitterness is mainly due to using cheap Maxwell House coffee and recirculating it. It’s quite easy to make deadly coffe that tastes good. Try a French press loaded up with some quality coffee.