I Had A One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell (Barf Alert! How low the left will stoop)

Gawker ^ | 10/28/2010 | Anonymous

[NYRepublican72]

I barely knew Christine when she turned up at my door at around eight o'clock on the night of Halloween. We'd met for the first and only time three months earlier when my two roommates and I signed the lease on our apartment: Christine's aunt owned the place we were moving into, and she happened to be up from Delaware visiting at the time. But we'd only spent about five minutes together that day and we hadn't spoken much, and I hadn't thought of her since.

Yet here she was standing outside my door with a friend. And both of them were pretty tipsy.

She asked if she and her friend could come inside our apartment to change into their costumes. She couldn't change at her aunt's place, she said, because she was sleeping and she didn't want to wake her up. Would we mind if she used our bathroom instead?

It was a pretty strange request. Sure, weird stuff happens on Halloween, but I barely knew her, and it isn't every day that someone shows up at your front door and asks to change into their ladybug costume. But I told her it was fine and she was welcome to use our place to get ready.

[NYRepublican72]

Never underestimate how low the RATS will sink to discredit a conservative. They are desperate if they are peddling an anonymous story about a "one-night stand" with O'Donnell that didn't even involve sex.

Of course, my first thought was.... lucky b@#tard... You got to hit that. Then I read the story and O'Donnell didn't even put out. Talk about much ado about nothing.

There are some pics of what appears to be an intoxicated O'Donnell on the page, however. She wouldn't be the first nor the last to have those kind of pics around. Imagine if there was digital photography around for much of Teddy Kennedy's career? Nuff said.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I'd tell the world the same thing about Nasty Pelosi, but then I'd have to dissolve myself in hydrochloric acid.

[pissant]

Uh, playing kissy does not a one night stand make.

[FormerACLUmember]

I call serious bullshit.

[MissesBush]

I thought this stuff was all “a private matter” when it involved Clinton. Honestly, what self-respecting publication would even publish such sewage? And I guess we’re suppose to assume all Democratic candidates were virgins until the day they got married, right?

[who knows what evil?]

...so after he struck out with O'Donnell; it was off to South Carolina...

This dimwit should write for Penthouse.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

And, sadly, Christine O’Donnell will, probably, lose on November 2.

[Jim Robinson]

Christine is up!! Gonna be a great Tuesday!! The desperate libtards are goin down!!!

We’re definitely taking back the HOUSE and the Senate is within reach!!

Go, Christine, GO!!

Rebellion is brewing!!

[Brett66]

So they’re trying to get more dems to vote for her?

[sinanju]

I call BS. They got a hold of some Halloween party photos of Christine and made up a story around them.

I give it an “A” for creative writing.

[NYRepublican72]

This dimwit should write for Penthouse.

That was my first thought. Anonymous kind of patterned his "story" like one of those letters to Penthouse's forum. Not that I would know anything about that, of course.

[who knows what evil?]

Thanks, Jim...this place needed a good kick in the pants today...

[Izzy Dunne]

She had remembered me from our five-minute meeting the previous summer, and used the story about her aunt as an excuse to knock on my door. She'd set her sights on me from the beginning.

I have fantasies like that now and again.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’m sure the scum-sucking Democrats NEVER did anything foolish in their younger days...

[shoff]

If this race is lost to Coons why bother with the hit piece

[mbarker12474]

Wishful flippin thinking.

[a fool in paradise]

Yet here she was standing outside my door with a friend. And both of them were pretty tipsy.

Is he making the case that they were impaired and that he had sex with them without full consent?

[BigEdLB]

Don’t put much stock in this. Author is probably having a fantasy. COD is rather attractive, after all.

[Truth is a Weapon]

This guy has to be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. What kind of man would tell this kind of story? It is obviously he is someone who values his lib politics more than his manhood. Gee, I thought bragging about one-night stands when you actually didn’t score was a high school phenomena.

[Izzy Dunne]

but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Yes, and she picked YOU to pop the cork, eh? ...

And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night.

So, she completely undressed and got into your bed, just to snuggle?

Yeah, right.