Posted on 10/25/2010 10:32:44 AM PDT by Mr. K
I just figured out the big problem with Republicans and why you should stay home and let Democraps keep control in Washington and all the State and local governments!!
All our candidates just suck so much. Ask the media, they will tell you.
Carl Paladino? sucks. Marco Rubio? Sucks. Rand Paul? Aqua Buddah even thinks he sucks. Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, Angle, Townsend, Rowland, Fiorina, etc etc etc -big time suckage.
If we want to win elections we have to find candidates who don't suck so much.
Don't believe me? Just read all the media reports about how bad we are all doing in the polls. We're down everywhere! Not one single republican is going to win it seems. And you can believe it because it says so in THE MEDIA!
Nevermind that they predicted (for example) that Carl Paladino would Lose to Lazio in the primary- and the next day Paladino won by 25% (62-37) They're THE MEDIA! They dont have to explain when they are wrong. And beside even Carl's DOG sucks. He wont win. Cuomo will crush him. The media told me so.
I KNOW!! Let's ask the media next time who they WOULD write nice things about if we pick them to run for our side?
They did say some nice things about McCain (hmmm.. at least until he became the nominee)
Because we all believe the media and what they say about our candidates. Show them any Republican and he's a jerk, AND he sucks.
Cuomo is so nice. He didn't cause the housing melt down at HUD - he should be annointed Governor (like Obama)
Schmucky Schumer? He's so nice too. Ask the media. His opponent Townsend? How about that -ANOTHER sucky Republican!! What are the odds?
Don't you mean BARKING NEWS.
I am form Colorado and we got Tancredo. Look up for the end is near!
It's all because of Google...they know where you are at all times...just don't look up!
Help a fellow freeper out - what exactly is zotting? I have seen it mentioned on here before - is that closing down a thread or getting kicked out of freeper or what? Thanks in advance!
Geez-O-Pete!
Can’t y’all read sarcasm by now? Must /s tags be used even on the obvious?
Speaking of Buck ... out here in CO we have Ken Buck running for the US senate. He's the pubbie candidate and not an appealing one ... nevertheless ... 'Suck it up and vote for Buck' is the mantra.
Lisa Merchowsky. They like her.
wow- i dind think of it that way
maybe we all do suck. I know I wouldn’t vote for any party stupid enough to have me as a candidate
they media does not seem to like us or say nice things about us either
and what about Rush Limbaugh- I think they think he REALLY REALLY REALLY sucks hard!
I kinda like that Murchawsky too
This election season has been hard on pundits. The Democrats are going to get massacred in November, and its really obvious to pretty much everyone exactly why which makes writing political commentary like trying to come up with a long-winded explanation for why two plus two equals four.
Heres my attempt.
Doesnt it suck when you have a dog that barks all night? Everyone hates that. Its annoying. It can even drive you pretty crazy if it goes on long enough. People hate that.
Know what also sucks? A zombie apocalypse. Thats when society collapses due to some spreading zombie virus, and most of your friends and family are dead, and you have to scrounge for food to survive while the walking dead threaten you around every corner. People also hate that.
So, were all agreed that a barking dog and a zombie apocalypse both suck. Everyone following so far?
Now lets look at what led us to the political situation were in. During the second term of the Bush presidency people just got fed up with Republicans. They were idiots, they were no good at the whole fiscal conservatism thing (which is sort of the whole point of them), we had these wars that seemed to be going nowhere, and the economy was beginning to fail. They sucked, and people were sick and tired of them.
Thus people turned to the Democrats. And Obama.
Lets just say they also sucked.
AMERICANS: So, the economy is pretty bad and theres high employment. You think you can do something about that?
DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: We can spend a trillion dollars we dont have on pork and stuff.
AMERICANS: No thats not what we want. Wed really like you not to do that.
DEMOCRATS: Youre stupid. Were doing it anyway.
AMERICANS: Thats not going to help us get jobs!
DEMOCRATS: Sure it will; millions of them though they may be invisible. Youll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else well do: Well create a giant new government program to take over health care.
AMERICANS: That has nothing to do with jobs!
DEMOCRATS: We dont care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. Were sure youll love it.
AMERICANS: Dont pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.
DEMOCRATS: Believe me; youll love it. It has well, I dont know what exactly is in the bill, but were sure its great.
AMERICANS: Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.
DEMOCRATS: Youre not the boss of me! Were doing it anyway!
AMERICANS: Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, were even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we dont want!
DEMOCRATS: Youre racist.
AMERICANS: Wha How is that racist?
DEMOCRATS: Now youre getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November
Maybe we should let the Rats decide who our candidates should be.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSAKA HAS TO GET SOME ONE NAMED MURCHOWSKI TO ANNOUNCE HE HAS A WRITE IN CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would throw a monkey wrench into things, wouldnt it?? (hee hee hee)
Ha - thanks - not only do I now know the origins of zotting I know what IB4Z means as well. Thanks again!
You think so too?
This reminds me: rumor has it that Microsoft is going to start making vacuum cleaners. Steve Ballmer wants to make a product that doesn’t suck.
That is one of the best explanations for why the Republicans will take the House and Senate in 9 days.
Hats off to you
you owz mi a niw kybard
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