Posted on 10/25/2010 10:32:44 AM PDT by Mr. K
I just figured out the big problem with Republicans and why you should stay home and let Democraps keep control in Washington and all the State and local governments!!
All our candidates just suck so much. Ask the media, they will tell you.
Carl Paladino? sucks. Marco Rubio? Sucks. Rand Paul? Aqua Buddah even thinks he sucks. Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, Angle, Townsend, Rowland, Fiorina, etc etc etc -big time suckage.
If we want to win elections we have to find candidates who don't suck so much.
Don't believe me? Just read all the media reports about how bad we are all doing in the polls. We're down everywhere! Not one single republican is going to win it seems. And you can believe it because it says so in THE MEDIA!
Nevermind that they predicted (for example) that Carl Paladino would Lose to Lazio in the primary- and the next day Paladino won by 25% (62-37) They're THE MEDIA! They dont have to explain when they are wrong. And beside even Carl's DOG sucks. He wont win. Cuomo will crush him. The media told me so.
I KNOW!! Let's ask the media next time who they WOULD write nice things about if we pick them to run for our side?
They did say some nice things about McCain (hmmm.. at least until he became the nominee)
Because we all believe the media and what they say about our candidates. Show them any Republican and he's a jerk, AND he sucks.
Cuomo is so nice. He didn't cause the housing melt down at HUD - he should be annointed Governor (like Obama)
Schmucky Schumer? He's so nice too. Ask the media. His opponent Townsend? How about that -ANOTHER sucky Republican!! What are the odds?
Actually, Rand Paul DOES suck.
Same ole, same ole.
no no no... only if I ran for REPUBLICAN canine inspector!!!
if I ran for Democrat canine inspector the media would say nice things about me, I am certain of it
Bobby Jindal doesn’t suck. Even Vanderbilt’s son was positive towards him during the coverage regarding the Gulf oil spill.
“oopsie... did I forget the /sarcasm tag?”
Shgoulda known. Don’t know how your subtle wit got past us. Reminds me of that time my brother hit me in the head with a frying pan and I didn’t “get it.”
Not only that.. his seat is in play and reportedly isn't safe.
IBTZ
The only candidate that I know of that really sucks is Barney Frank..................
Zot me if you dare... but I am 100% correct.
Show me one single Republican that the media does not think sucks.
it’s weird.....
• ARE YOU ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DEMONAZIS/COMMUCRATS?
• VOTE FOR THE MOST CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE.
• MY REP IS TED POE, TO BAD THERE ARE NOT A 1000 OF THEM.
• WE NEED TO CLONE TED!
Is this your first election?
Mr. K, have a drink or something.
Well, the last candidate we had that was endorsed by the New York Slimes was John McCain.
Didn’t go too well, IIRC.
You notice that too Pro’??????
I’m telling you.. it’s freaky!!
It’s like when you look at one of those area maps and it has an arrow that says “You are here” - HOW DO THEY KNOW!!!
Queerly enough, they think Barney "Freddie & Fannie" Frank doesn't suck ...
Are you sure? Did you ask THE MEDIA?
He's a head guy in the democratic party.
Wow...I agree....LOVE TED POE!!!
But the RNC won’t let him any closer to the presidency than they did Duncan Hunter and would probably do the same to DeMint. They seem to be only interested in the pro-path to citizenship amnesty types.
Golly, you know you’re right!
All our candidates suck.
On second thought, though, I guess that’s inevitable when we ourselves suck so much. The whole kit and kaboodle. All of us. Racist, homophobic, callous, greedy, short-sighted; but most of all-— JUST PLAIN WEIRD.
I think we should reword things a little. It isn’t liberal vs. conservative. It’s liberal vs. sucky and weird. That’s what “red state” means, too, “sucky and weird state.”
Darn it! I think we ought to just sit quietly in the chimney corner and moan about stuff. I think I’ll start now. Waaa. Waaah. Waaaaah.
Of course I am planning to go vote on Tuesday. I guess some few of you other out-of-the-mainstream Freepers might be planning to vote, too. I’m so lost to the mainstream that I might even vote for one of the sucky, conservative candidates.
Alert the media. More sucking going on. Oh well, what can be done about people who insist on being sucky.
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