Zimbabwe Women Raping Men for Ritual Purposes

Times of India ^ | Oct 9, 2010

[nickcarraway]

Women in Zimbabwe are said to be abducting and raping men for ritual purposes.

In the past 11 months six men have been gang-raped by women, and as per the police the figure could be much higher, as victims are often too embarrassed to report the crime.

[old school]

This story is crap! It’s like the census. It comes around every ten years! Men being raped by women is, physiologically-speaking, implausible!

[Smokin' Joe]

...and change...but that’s only on Mugabe airways...(taxes, fees, and bribes not included).

[mamelukesabre]

Why can’t it? Of course it can be forced.

[null and void]

Ah. Sorry.

[GrannyAnn]

***Well, now, you make a good point. But, I’m not even sure they have rubber bands in Zimbabwe. And if they do, they’re probably prohibitively expensive.***

I can afford rubber bands so why am I spending big bucks on Viagra?

[Uncle Miltie]

This article has been brough to you by the Zimbabwe Tourist Bureau!

[mamelukesabre]

why not? Tie him up, strip him, then start the process. there’s nerve ending in the member that will respond to stimulation regardless what the man wants.

[vetvetdoug]

Sometimes the upper brain has no control of the lower brain. What if the women forced the men to take several viagra? The bottom half would be out of control.

[hampdenkid]

Actually, I think there is a glaring flaw in what I will henceforth call the “Rubber Band Fallacy.” Before the rubber band can maintain the engorging blood in the member (I’m being delicate here), something has to help get the member engorged in the first place. Hence, the Viagra.

[Charles Martel]

I don't doubt that, it is the soldier standing at attention that can't be forced by... oh, never mind.

Reminds me of the "Amazon Women" episode of Futurama: "Death By Snuu-Snuu", or, "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy!"

[Larry Lucido]

In my fantasies usually involve the same facts, but with Swedish women.

[The Cajun]

In my fantasies usually involve the same facts, but with Swedish women.

Finally a voice of sanity on this thread!

[Larry Lucido]

Pictures?

[Larry Lucido]

Sanity, but not grammar, lol!

[Slings and Arrows]

Helen Thomas just bought a ticket to Zimbabwe.

[rlmorel]

[rlmorel]

Here ya go, Larry, even better...Swedish girls with guns...

[rlmorel]

[Moose Burger]

Previous "victims":

[KJC1]

I’m wondering if semantics might be an issue here. People sometimes call an act “rape” when is actually “sodomy” and/or penetration with a foreign object. Kind of like how people say they were “robbed” when they were in fact burgled. Or that people with multiple personality disorder are “schizophrenic.”

Just a thought.