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No Busts Yet in Victoria's Secret Bra Thefts
Star-Banner [Ocala, Fl] ^ | 10/2/10 | Austin L. Miller

Posted on 10/02/2010 11:26:13 PM PDT by Nachum

Monday it was tank tops. Thursday, brassieres were stolen. Forty brassieres, worth nearly $2,000, were stolen from Victoria's Secret in Paddock Mall on Thursday, according to police. On Monday, someone stole 101 tank tops worth nearly $1,800 from American Eagle Outfitters. An employee at Victoria's Secret told an officer she was assisting and observing customers Thursday when a man and woman asked for help. She said the woman stood in front of her holding a pink robe, while the man stood behind the woman holding a pair of yoga pants.

(Excerpt) Read more at ocala.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: americaneagle; bra; bras; busts; florida; napl; ocala; secret; tanktop; tanktops; victorias; victoriassecret
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An uplifting story?
1 posted on 10/02/2010 11:26:16 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
What exactly is wrong with healthy breasts?
2 posted on 10/02/2010 11:30:21 PM PDT by allmost
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To: Nachum

$2000? That’s what....12 bras?


3 posted on 10/02/2010 11:36:15 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
Photobucket
4 posted on 10/02/2010 11:42:19 PM PDT by tater ("I don't call myself subject to much at all.")
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To: Nachum

Puns are great things.


5 posted on 10/02/2010 11:47:05 PM PDT by wastedyears (Know this, I will return to this land... rebuild where the ruins did stand)
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To: Nachum

This is one of them stories that’s better felt than telt.


6 posted on 10/02/2010 11:50:08 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Nachum

I love 40Cs with adjustable staps and unlined.


7 posted on 10/02/2010 11:50:50 PM PDT by Wiggins
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To: Oorang; Velveeta; StillProud2BeFree; MamaDearest

Ping.


8 posted on 10/02/2010 11:51:16 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: All

http://www.ocala.com/article/20101001/ARTICLES/101009953/1402/NEWS?p=all&tc=pgall&tc=ar

SNIPPET: “The suspects are described as a man in his 20s, about 5 feet 8 inches tall, with black curly hair, of medium build and wearing a green shirt and blue jeans; a man believed to be in his late 30s to early 40s, with straight black hair, of medium build, 5 feet 9 inches tall and wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans; and a woman, also in her late 30s to early 40s, standing 5 feet 4 inches tall, with long brown/reddish hair with red highlights.

Anyone with information can call the Ocala Police Department at 369-7000, Crime Line at 369-7061 or Crime Stoppers at 368-STOP, or visit www.ocalacrimestoppers.com.”


9 posted on 10/02/2010 11:52:00 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; 50mm; TheOldLady; Salamander; Markos33; Larry Lucido; ...
OK, Eaker, give 'em back!
10 posted on 10/03/2010 12:00:11 AM PDT by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: Nachum

Temporary relief until the actual materials can be located.

11 posted on 10/03/2010 12:09:16 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: MarineBrat; shibumi
"Temporary relief until the actual materials can be located."

A virtual oasis in the Atacama Desert. :)

12 posted on 10/03/2010 12:23:08 AM PDT by Semper Mark (0bama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: Nachum

Sounds like a...Holdup!


13 posted on 10/03/2010 12:41:10 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
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To: Nachum

Phase 1: Collect bras
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit


14 posted on 10/03/2010 12:42:40 AM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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To: BigCinBigD

Maybe the perp fled to Brazil.


15 posted on 10/03/2010 12:44:26 AM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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To: Nachum

Don’t you just love the lead words in the title of this article: “No Busts Yet ... ?”

What would we ever do without busts?


16 posted on 10/03/2010 1:04:38 AM PDT by svxdave (Life is too short to wear a fake Rolex.)
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To: dfwgator

The cop’s knew they had their man when they could...See-cup. :o)


17 posted on 10/03/2010 1:35:40 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
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To: Nachum

I was fifteen miles out of Boston, way up in Massachusetts, and have witnesses to prove it.


18 posted on 10/03/2010 1:43:54 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: tater
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I suppose no thread about Victoria's Secret is complete without at least one photo of this gorgeous pair of boobies...


19 posted on 10/03/2010 2:01:20 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
I'm sure everyone will want to keep abreast of the situation.

ba-da-bum bish.

Stealing bras? Justice will only be served when the theives receive tit for tat.

ba-da-bum bish.

Since Mr. Tate isn't mentioned, I guess one could say the story does lack Tate.

ba-da-bum bish.

Thanks for the mammaries, I'll be in town all week.

20 posted on 10/03/2010 2:15:28 AM PDT by Quiller (When you're fighting to survive, there is no "try" -- there is only do, or do not.)
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