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1 posted on 09/23/2010 11:42:04 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Doggonit! I can’t seem to grow zucchini, no matter what I do. What am I going to do to protect myself and my family if society collapses. All I have is one lone pumpkin and a few rotten tomatoes and the stockpiles of zucchinis in the supermarkets are all sold out!

I guess I’ll have to start loading up on crabapples... :-(

;-)


118 posted on 09/23/2010 2:51:37 PM PDT by sneakers ( DON'T get between me and the election booth!)
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The Young Lady Shows Off Her Zuke

And How To Cook It!


119 posted on 09/23/2010 2:54:23 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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Does a bear (ahem) in the woods?

Not after a well placed zucchini, he doesn't.

133 posted on 09/23/2010 5:11:27 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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That’s gonna piss off some vegans.


139 posted on 09/23/2010 5:26:30 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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I would say she was lucky.


141 posted on 09/23/2010 5:31:37 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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"First a zucchini, and now a cat! I'll never live this down with my friends in the cave."


142 posted on 09/23/2010 5:37:23 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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143 posted on 09/23/2010 5:57:00 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Compact Theory)
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When last seen, the suspect bear was observed browsing the internet for zucchini cake recipes...


146 posted on 09/23/2010 6:47:59 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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When zucchinis are outlawed, then only outlaws will have zucchinis.

[Thanks for the ping, ADemocratNoMore!]


149 posted on 09/23/2010 10:59:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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If you’d like to be on or off this Upper Midwest/outdoors/rural list please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.

Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini

158 posted on 09/27/2010 5:48:51 AM PDT by SJackson (In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.)
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Finally! Someone found a use for all those giant zucchinis people are always trying to pawn off on me.


161 posted on 09/27/2010 10:58:00 AM PDT by Citizen Soldier ("You care far too much what is written and said about you." Axelrod to Obama 2006)
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