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Mont. woman fends off bear attack with zucchini
yahoo.com ^ | Thu Sep 23, 11:19 am ET | Staff

Posted on 09/23/2010 11:42:02 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

Those Montana zuchinnis ain’t nothing like your wimpy east coast zuchinnis.


41 posted on 09/23/2010 12:00:44 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Well, they are not Saturday Night Special Zucchinis, either.............


42 posted on 09/23/2010 12:02:04 PM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. But he does have him in his MY FAVES.............)
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To: IrishCatholic

Lima beans naturally produce the deadly poison cyanide.


43 posted on 09/23/2010 12:03:02 PM PDT by donna (Synonyms: Feminism, Marxism, Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Islam-ism)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder what kind of bear load a zucchini takes.


44 posted on 09/23/2010 12:03:12 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (We'll remember in November!)
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To: AU72

Being from Chicago I can guarantee you that the best was to keep bears away is just stay in the end zone.


45 posted on 09/23/2010 12:03:38 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Red Badger

It said she did not need medical attention but if it had been me I would have gotten it anyway. A bear bite needs to be cleaned well or she will get a massive infection.


46 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:08 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

Hey how was the hunting trip? If you were growing zukes you will need to use your four wheeler to drag them out of the garden after three weeks!


47 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:11 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Red Badger

They can have my zucchini when they pry my dead hand off it.


48 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:13 PM PDT by AU72
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To: Red Badger
Wildlife officials were trying to locate the bear on Thursday Why? To get its side of the story?
49 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:24 PM PDT by ColdOne (GOP. Gutless Old Politicians :^))>>>)
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To: I cannot think of a name
3:48 for another Pythonite to pick up on the reference.

Make that respond to the reference. Most of us picked up on it immediately.

50 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:35 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: Fast Moving Angel

Depends on the caliber of the zucchini, I suppose..............


51 posted on 09/23/2010 12:04:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. But he does have him in his MY FAVES.............)
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To: Red Badger
When I lived in Fla, many moons ago, there was a circus family that lived down the road. The name was......

...The Flying Zucchinis . I'm not kidding.

52 posted on 09/23/2010 12:05:32 PM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: donna

That’s not the only deadly gas they produce................


53 posted on 09/23/2010 12:05:31 PM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. But he does have him in his MY FAVES.............)
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To: Red Badger

Two, of course. It was a camel, see?


54 posted on 09/23/2010 12:05:33 PM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no such thing as a good tax." Winston Churchill)
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To: a fool in paradise

Some prefer throwing a potato - to avoid being mashed

(personally I prefer an ear of corn...wouldn’t want to get creamed)


55 posted on 09/23/2010 12:05:42 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Ditter
It said she did not need medical attention but if it had been me I would have gotten it anyway. A bear bite needs to be cleaned well or she will get a massive infection.

Bear bites can be nasti.

56 posted on 09/23/2010 12:06:05 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: Red Badger

See? Even bears don’t like vegetables!


57 posted on 09/23/2010 12:06:22 PM PDT by Boogieman
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.........................When the woman, whom police did not name, tried to separate the animals, the bear bit her in the leg. .................Maricelli says the woman did not need medical attention. Wildlife officials were trying to locate the bear on Thursday.

I would think that she would need some sort of meical attention.

58 posted on 09/23/2010 12:07:03 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: Irish Eyes

Just rub some dirt on it. Those Montana women are tough!................


59 posted on 09/23/2010 12:08:00 PM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. But he does have him in his MY FAVES.............)
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To: Red Badger

LOL!

That was some random picture I found on a google search-I believe it was here: http://giantveggiegardener.com/


60 posted on 09/23/2010 12:09:03 PM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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