That will *really* freak 'em out.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 09/19/2010 12:54:50 AM PDT by Stoat
Town Hall bosses are asking staff to take part in a 'heterosexuality quiz' so they can gain a greater understanding of what it is like to be gay.
The quiz, devised by managers at Buckinghamshire County Council, is part of an equality and diversity course called 'Respecting Sexuality'.
Questions, which are described as a 'twist' on those routinely asked of homosexuals, include 'What do you think caused your heterosexuality?', 'Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?', and 'If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?'
(edit)
The Buckinghamshire council course is just one of a series of publicly funded equality and diversity sessions uncovered in a series of Freedom of Information requests by The Mail on Sunday. Cardiff, Slough and Cheshire West and Cheshire councils have also incorporated quizzes in their sessions. In Slough, employees ask colleagues questions from a specially prepared grid such as 'Can you sing a few lines from a Supremes song?' and 'Do you read The Guardian?' Staff at Cardiff City Council are challenged to name the inventor of the 'great British classic car the Mini', and to identify the symbol used to celebrate the Chinese New Year. (edit) 'To see councils wasting money on such a ludicrous, politically-correct exercise in that environment is disgusting. 'Ensuring that councils don't discriminate doesn't require such insane attempts at a superficial understanding of different communities.'
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Sears Catalog, bra section.
That's the trap. You are supposed to say that, so they can chime in, "So were we." This is supposed to neutralize your position.
‘What do you think caused your heterosexuality?’,...Lisa Mae Jenkins, sixth grade. Now THERE was all the reason anybody needed.
No questions here.
That will *really* freak 'em out.
Julie Siebert. Margaret Allen sealed the deal : )
‘What do you think caused your heterosexuality
1. GOD
2. Nothing. It is simply the way it is was designed to be
3. Nature
4. Common Sense
5. The fact that I have no desire to be a pervert
Several thousands more but maybe the morons will get the point from these...
I believe that God knows what our choices are going to be, so it must be OK with Him if someone chooses to be a homosexual, otherwise, why would He create them?
A: I’m not an aberration of nature!
Panties and pantyhose...
Crikey, you just know someone from the Obama regime is reading this thinking “Great policy!”...
That's exactly when I decided and for the same reason, I didn't question my sexuality before then, that's just when I "woke up". I believe every 6th grade class has their very own "Carol Ann".
Only it's probably in a lower grade these days.
God never made anyone abnormal. That's homosexual propaganda.
After the Ball, pg 184: “We argue that for all practical purposes, gays should be considered to have been born gay, even though sexual orientation, for most humans, seems to be the product of a complex interaction between innate predispositions and environmental factors during childhood and early adolescence”
Our genes make us blue eyed, brown haired or left handed. Our choices as to behavior are made by us. Homosexuality is a behavior. WE choose our behavior.
God isn't responsible for ones choices and behavior. You are. Homosexuality is a behavior.
‘What do you think caused your heterosexuality?’
Stumbling upon my big brother’s Playboy collection when I was 6 (he’s 12 years older than me).
I’ll ping it out in a bit when my stomach feels stronger.
Ack.
I picked that up when I gave my answer. It was supposed to be humor but I am definately not a good comedian.
I didn’t BECOME one. I’ve always BEEN one.
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