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1 posted on 09/14/2010 11:20:02 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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I guess you can't keep a good man down!

I am really pushing it tonight...

2 posted on 09/14/2010 11:24:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The TOTUS-Reader: omnipotence at home, impotence abroad (Weekly Standard))
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Aren’t there laws about disposing bodies? Typically, one requesting burial at sea is cremated first and then has their ashes scattered. Unless, of course, their burial at sea was arranged by the Mob. Then cement shoes are provided the deceased at no extra charge.


3 posted on 09/14/2010 11:25:46 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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Sheriff's deputies are conferring with the Coast Guard in deciding whether any laws were broken.

The Coast Guard is consulting with the EPA's regional administrator in the Lasky case, Collins said. He couldn't immediately say if any burial regulations were violated.

They're going to find a way to charge the grieving family with something if they have to go to Congress and get a law passed with a retroactive clause in it. /s

4 posted on 09/14/2010 11:29:04 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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Dumping Toot (2008-12-24) ...


6 posted on 09/14/2010 11:32:20 PM PDT by cynwoody
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I was thinking maybe his name was *BOB*


7 posted on 09/14/2010 11:39:12 PM PDT by wyokostur
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“After stopping overnight in Daytona Beach....”

Well - that raises some questions and also some interesting mental images!


10 posted on 09/14/2010 11:50:42 PM PDT by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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“Family members then fished for a spell in his memory.”

Gross. Who could eat a fish knowing it was swimming around a dead body? It’s amazing that no one, including (you would think)a level-headed pastor and other family members, thought that this might be a bad idea.


18 posted on 09/15/2010 12:26:30 AM PDT by snowflake2428
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His new name is Bob....


24 posted on 09/15/2010 1:33:38 AM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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A floater...


27 posted on 09/15/2010 2:26:15 AM PDT by Razzz42
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"The burial would have been successful if Lasky's body hadn't floated back to the surface."

Yeah, and McCain's presidential campaign would have been successful if he hadn't lost.

30 posted on 09/15/2010 2:55:55 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (The Obama magic is <strike>fading</strike>gone.)
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The family should have called this family for sea burials done right...


36 posted on 09/15/2010 3:51:24 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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Put ‘em in a longboat and lob a few flaming arrows. Whoosh.


37 posted on 09/15/2010 3:54:14 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( A window seat, a jug of elderberry wine, and thou.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; humblegunner; Eaker; sit-rep; Squantos; Vendome; 50mm

I always hate when this happens.


49 posted on 09/15/2010 5:47:08 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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My SERIOUS Wishes in my Will is Cremation. My ashes to be placed in a weighted wooden boat 12 miles due East of Miami(Birth PLace,1935) and set afire as a Viking send off!

Dead serious! Not that it matters a damn.


62 posted on 09/15/2010 1:42:04 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
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Next time, use a little less baking soda.


65 posted on 09/15/2010 1:55:11 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (YouTube My Space and I'll Google your Yahoo.)
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