27 Zingers for Republican Campaign Speeches

Human Events ^ | September 14, 2010 | Wynton Hall

[redstateone]

Here, then, are 27 zingers Republican candidates might sprinkle in their speeches.

1. “Here is an economics lesson for President Obama and congressional Democrats: You can’t be ‘for jobs’ and against those who create them.”

2. “Saying government can ‘spend its way to prosperity’ is like saying you can ‘eat yourself skinny.’”

3. “I refuse to put my faith in a government that can’t plug a hole.”

4. “We need leadership that’s as committed to getting this economy moving as it is about building a mosque at Ground Zero.”

5. “If ignorance is bliss, why do Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi always look so gloomy?”

6. “With all due respect...

[squarebarb]

Excellent! the Dems are a slow-moving target.

[redstateone]

Amen to that!

We need to go in for the kill!

Here’s my addition to the zinger list:

“Keep the change!”

[rockinqsranch]

bflr

[HiTech RedNeck]

If a Republican zings in a forest but nobody reports on it, did it make a sound?

[Ev Reeman]

The poll nbumbers for the US Congress have never been lower than they are today because they are too busy trying to replace the US Constitution with Das Kapital and Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

[redstateone]

Scary.

[no-to-illegals]

Was this the Change O was talking about, when he and the dems removed the folding money from the economy?

[Red Badger]

Here's 10 more..................

[redstateone]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Thermalseeker]

The poll nbumbers for the US Congress have never been lower than they are today because they are too busy trying to replace the US Constitution....

Nice to see the dumb masses are finally starting to pay attention. This sidestepping and efforts to replace the Constitution has only been going on for 150 years....chip, chip, chip........

[no-to-illegals]

We paid O and the dems two elections for their thoughts,
and (waving two pennies) this is all that's left?

[DocRock]

Bookmark

[Cobra64]

Republicans won't use any of them. They're either too stupid or gutless.

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Obama recently, said this:

"But eventually, her words had their intended effect," he says. "I got serious about my studies. I made an effort. And I began to see my grades — and my prospects — improve. And I know that if hard work could make the difference for me, it can make the difference for you too."

One GOP member should ask Barry this question: "Mr. President, where are your college transcripts?

[veritas2002]

Marxism Masquerading as Social Justice

[loveliberty2]

Add mine:

“Why punish the rich? If jobs are the question, when was the last time you asked a poor person for a job?”

[gimme1ibertee]

I’d much prefer a ZOT to a zing,especially when it comes to ‘Rats.

[KansasGirl]

bookmark.

These are great.

[r9etb]

You meant to say, "27 substitutes for substance and real knowledge."

The quest for "zingers" has ruined American politics.

[CPT Clay]

I love them!!! Might bookmark too.