Posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
He says they have the constitutional right to build the mosque, but the pastor has no right to protest as he likes.
Fruitcake.
The down to earth party?
This caller was annoying and typical lib. They have all the answers, and everyone else is wrong, and close minded for not doing it their way.
What a kook.....
I have a visual in my mind of a cat batting around a mouse before the kill
The cat is Rush and Stan is the mouse
Why does Rush hate Croatians so much?
It's my idea too, but you and several others have first dibs. I will burn pages of the queeran for good measure.
That caller was an idiot.
Don’t you love the qualifiers in that statement, though?
I don’t think the Jewish people should have to move anywhere, BUT I never understood why...blah blah blah. I don’t get why there is such a hatred for the Jewish today, even in US.
I’ve only listened to bits of this, but it sounds for all the world like Rush is just letting this clown churn around and run all over the sound bite he just read off the cue card.
Wonder if Rush will ask him if he’s his own Grandpa? Or if he still thinks the world is flat?
It’s really remarkable, isn’t it? Scratch a lib, and you can see the anti-semitism right under the surface.
Pee and poo on the Koran?
These kinds of calls give Rush a bad name.
Have you forgotten? How you felt that day?
I forget who wrote the song but it should be played 24 hours on 9/11
2 weeks until the full moon
Sounds like a spoof on a Bon Jovi song, "You Give Love A Bad Name."
At some point, it falls to the call screener, and the caller may also have lied just to get on the air with El Rushbo.
Was it Alan Jackson?
Limbaugh’s getting around to discussing the burning of Sarah Palin’s church.
Wonder if he’ll get to this:
Saudi Arabia Desecrates Hundreds of Bibles Annually
Saudi Institute ^ | Friday, 20 May 2005 | by Zachary Liben
http://www.arabianews.org/english/article.cfm?qid=175&sid=2
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1410190/posts
Posted on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 10:07:42 AM by paltz
Washington DC - The Saudi government burns and desecrates hundreds of bibles its security forces confiscate after raids on Christian expatriates worshiping privately or at border crossings.
As a matter of official policy, the government either incinerates or dumps bibles, crosses and other Christian paraphernalia.
Hundreds of Christian worshipers are arrested every year by Saudi police in raids on their private gatherings. Bibles, crosses and printed materials are confiscated and later burnt or dumped into trash. Bibles and other Christian paraphernalia found with travelers into the country are confiscated and destroyed.
Although considered as holy in Islam and mentioned in the Koran dozens of times, the Bible is banned in Saudi Arabia, and is confiscated and destroyed by government officials.
...The American State Department had no comment on this issue.
Maybe. But with no links and no accreditation, this is unacceptable, Limbaugh! LOL!
I’m glad he mentioned Sarah’s church.
No, it was Darryl Worley
Have You Forgotten? - April 2001
Alan Jackson also had a 9/11 song
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