Posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think it’s a live appearance; not sure what you mean.
So he’s going to do his radio show from there or a stand alone stage show?
If you go please let us know how it was.
Why are you trying to multitask? Don’t we at least deserve your full attention? Working during Rush Limbaugh and FReeping and holding a conference call? It’s utter chaos!
LOL!
Oh never mind, I see it’s at 7:30 pm.
I know who she is, but Rush was just going on about initials in names and how interesting that was and how the one chick was using initials in her name. I can’t figure out what the big deal was with that considering S.E. Cupp.
I would love to go, but that’s quite a drive for me and it’s on a “school night” so to speak.
Multitasking means you do more than one thing badly instead of one thing well.
There may be gender issues involved or so my wife likes to believe.
Rush is correct right now. These Imams keep saying that they are a “religion of peace”, and yet even though they can control every thought, every sexual relations and all daily activities of their followers, they issue “warnings” that they will not be able to control the hoards of violent individuals if non-muslims do certain things.
What this means is that they do not WANT to control what these individuals will do. In fact, they encourage this behavior against non-muslims.
Yes, I know. The old "men can't do more than one thing at a time" mentality. I understand it well. I can't do anymore. I must concentrate. LOL!
I think Pastor Jones should burn a koran for every Christian burned by Odinga. An eye for an eye, although burning a book hurts no one. Smoke just gets in yer eye though.
Prepare for Birthers!
Rush, just drop it. This caller isn’t worth the airtime, really.
To quote Billy Joel, ‘You should never argue with a crazy man, man, man...You oughtta know by now...’
Tell him Rush!
Stan, nuking Mecca is not Rush’s idea... It’s mine.
Nut job
Why are Libtards always so smug and rude?
Give California to the Croatians—Rush: Might not be a bad idea.
Here comes the anti-Israel stuff.
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