Posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Has Rush been smoking electronic cigarettes for long? I used to see him smoking a cigar during the show on the Dittocam.
Don’t think anybody on FR hesitates a second to copy posts, with or without a bow to the originator.
Maybe we should start a pool on Rush’s FR name.......
Ironic isn’t it?
Even Snerdly didn’t know about it it got so little media.
The meat and potatoes Americans are starving for can be found on FreeRepublic.com, I’d hope all Republican candidates gain from you and your friends wisdom and knowledge(Spell check for potatoes and friends, but I’m no Dan Quayle(sp))
The only logical explanation is that Snerdly is not a Freeper!
Snerdley was a FReeper at one time. I’m sure he still lurks
Wreckenomics, Wrecking more lives than drugs and alcohol
Darryl Worley
I love that song. “You took all the footage off my T.V.
Said it’s too disturbin for you and me
It’ll just breed anger is what the experts say
If it was up to me I’d show it everyday
Some say this country just out lookin’ for a fight
Well after 9/11 man I’d have to say right.”
Alan Jackson’s song was “Where were you” (When the World Stopped Turning)” Another good song.
I believe Snerdly lurks too.
Love that song
Me too. He said he wrote it in direct response to a debate he had with someone. I heard him on the Howard Stern Show right after the song debuted.
Holy Crap!
ABC news leading with the administration is going to call the moron pastor.
Another good (great) song
And Toby Keith’s song rounded out the 9/11 song triology
I heard it
Pretty pathetic
But Obama will talk to the guy, Korans will be spared, and the lamestream media will make like this was the crowning acheivement of the Won!
Well...that's it. No one else talks to my client. All inquiries will come through me. We are going to sue Rush and the EIB Network back to the stoneage. We are going to prove Rush and Snerdley's computers were online at the exact time my client, Clint N. Suhks, posted the Sarah Palin chuch burning comments.
This all ends and stops now. The punitive damages to my client alone are staggering. Better grab a hold of your wallet, Limbaugh. We're coming!
LOL!
Was there a single patriotic “rock” song written regarding 9/11? I know there was “The Rising” by Bruce Springsteen, which wasn’t really patriotic or particularly American; and then Neil Diamond’s “Let’s Roll” but I can’t think of anything else and country music has three great songs that are still played today.
You are correct, I must be copywrited!
I want you to imagine a figure in your head, a figure that would make you comfortable the rest of your life. Send the grandkids to college, buy a new home, take a trip to the Bahamas. An amount that says, “No more worries for me.” FReepmail me and we’ll get started.
And no one on this entire forum is allowed to talk to my client in regards to Sarah Palin, the Quran, mosques, the Middle East, Israel, Obama, Congress or any such political entities.
Because my client will have his day in court! This intellectual theft must stop!
LOL!
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