Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ehhh...I don’t know if I could sit through Beck even for Sarah. lol - but that’s just me.
Yeah, and about Laura Ingraham too.
Could be my Bose...lol.
Good line = the murder mosque.
Obama won't comment on the homosexual voting initiative held in Californicatia.
Islam does not condone homosexual marriages, therefore, Obama, the closet Muslim, will not weigh in.
Just another tip-off on the One's religion or lack of it that no one has brought up yet that I know of.
Leni
I think Mark Dumbass is the guy from WBAP Dallas.
I don’t care for Mark Semone.
Walter Williams is ok for a little while. Probably the best of all of the fill ins.
Didn’t listen to all of Rove, so I cannot judge.
The Mark from Minn. is so so. May listen if the topic is good.
I heard Glenn say she was doing introductions of special heroes. He has three special medals to award.
I had thought she was going to deliver a speech?
Islmophobe is and incorrect term - most folks don’t ear Islam but rather they reject and detest Islam
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Just not a fan. I’ve been to every tea party on The Mall so I feel obligated.
But mainly, he’s not the leader of the tea party. No one is.
I rarely listen to the subs. I’ll listen to Styne for a while. I liked Roger Hedgecock best, but I’m from San Diego.
I can sure understand that.
Obama won't comment on the homosexual voting initiative held in Californicatia.
Islam does not condone homosexual marriages, therefore, Obama, the closet Muslim, will not weigh in.
Just another tip-off on the One's religion or lack of it that no one has brought up yet that I know of.
Excellent post and great point. Best post of the day.
Thanks, never heard of any of them.
:)
Sending in the guest listener
I thought she was giving a speech too? No? I know you like Glenn so I won’t bash him but he’s enough for me to stay home, if Sarahcuda is in question that about does it.
Catty Curic can go jump in a lake. Islamapohobia-0bamaphobia? FU!
Love that Mrs. Blankenship. “Mista Drapa! You have a caul on loin one!”
Love Styne when he subs...wish I heard Rove ‘cause me likes most of the time...feel well edumacated when Prof Williams and Sowell are on...don’t like the others too much...
Like a 'good Muslim'; Obama has weighed in; he does not support Gay marriage. He does support them in our Military;(and we knows how he feels about our Military. . .)
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