How do they live long enough to breed?
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 08/19/2010 12:06:22 PM PDT by Nachum
Cairo - An Islamic publishing house in Egypt has published what is says is a 'forged' version of the Christian Bible, angering the local Coptic Church, independent daily al-Masry al-Youm reported Thursday. The owner of the Islamic Enlightenment Publishing House, Abuislam Abdullah, wrote in the introduction that the reason behind the book's publication was to prove that there are several versions of the bible and that Christians had forged theirs. Abdullah claims that the version he published was written before the Book of Genesis, the Christian Old Testament.
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As if Mohammed’s is the only “legitimate” forgery of the Judeo-Christian Bible.
Salmon Rushdie has had a DEATH SENTENCE looming over him for almost 30 years for publishing, “The Satanic Verses”, which are actually verses that were in the original Koran that MoHamHead himself attributed to Satan.
I guess one can only say, what else did we expect? Dishonesty from those engaged in taquiyya?
If the Christian Bible is Truth then Mohammad is a fraud. So you have to believe this if you are going to be a Muslim.
Time for a parody Koran.
How do they live long enough to breed?
The Koran IS a parody of the Bible. It’s author meant it to be.
The worshippers of Muhammad believe that Jews and Christians are guilty of what is called in Arabic “tahrif.” That means “forgery.” In other words, we forged the OT and NT in order to hide the “coming” of Muhammad.
There can be no theological debate with members of a religion who accuse other religions of forgery.
Well, when you take ‘em at 6 yrs. old, and do ‘em at 9 yrs. old.....
Time for a parody Koran.
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Hamduleelah! Yez, yez, yez, my brother!
We should draft one today by the beard of the Profit!
Piss be upon him!( you can see how easy it would be)
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Tabari 7:97 The morning after the murder of Ashraf, the Prophet declared,” Kill any Jew who falls under your power.”
Tamari: 7:97 The morning after the liberation killing of
A$$rat, The Profit declared,” Bill any Jew who falls under your power!”
True, and the assertion is so patently ludicrous, it kind of implies that trying to debate someone who believes it using logic is going to be quite fruitless.
Well let’s print some ‘koran’ books to our liking.
What makes you think they wait? I doubt it. They’re too sex crazy.
Well, their pedophile prophet did. Just sayin’.
The Bible is the most studied book in the history of the planet. Yeah, all the scholars missed it, but only Hadji in Egypt has the right version. Whatever.
Hadji is in big trouble. Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: Rev 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and [from] the things which are written in this book.
And people are criticizing Dove Outreach Center for burning Qu’ran’s....when the Islamics are prinitng phony Bibles
Dove Outreach....get your lighters ready...
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