When asked to explain the accusations of sexual assault, Al Gore to no one's surprise blamed Global Warming. "I got all hot and bothered by the way she got too close to my private parts without the proper security clearance". [/sarc]
1 posted on
07/28/2010 2:33:58 AM PDT by
lbryce
To: lbryce
he Enquirer released stories of two additional therapists who worked at hotels in Los Angeles and Tokyo and have also accused Gore of "unwanted sexual advances," reported KATU News.Hmm... I've never heard of these additional accusations. Perhaps this is the reason they agreed to re-open the case.
2 posted on
07/28/2010 2:39:00 AM PDT by
paudio
(Be a conscious news consumer: Say NO to Journolist propaganda.)
To: lbryce
Imagine being the white shoe lawyer who got to sit in on that. $900/hour to hear Al Gore ramble and dissociate when asked questions like “Now, just to clarify, was this before or after you pulled your thingy out?”
To: All; piasa; backhoe
http://www.katu.com/news/local/99254959.html
“Gore interviewed by Portland detectives”
By KATU News and KATU.com Staff
SNIPPET: “A law enforcement source confirms to KATU News that Portland detectives interviewed former U.S. Vice President Al Gore this past week in San Francisco.”
Story Published: Jul 26, 2010 at 12:42 PM PDT Story Updated: Jul 26, 2010 at 3:05 PM PDT
SNIPPET: “By July 1, the Portland Police Bureau reopened its sexual assault investigation into Al Gore. Officials said the extra review was needed because detectives looking into the matter this past year failed to notify high-ranking officials of the decision to drop the case.
The additional questioning comes on the same day as The Enquirer published the stories of two other massage therapists. Those therapists now claim Gore made unwanted sexual advances toward them. Those therapists worked at hotels in Tokyo and Los Angeles.”
4 posted on
07/28/2010 2:52:02 AM PDT by
Cindy
To: lbryce
Good moniker, Al. Your brain is made of Stone.
6 posted on
07/28/2010 3:10:37 AM PDT by
Roy Tucker
("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."--Ayn Rand)
To: lbryce
Photo from the article:
Serious, WTF happened to this guy's head?
8 posted on
07/28/2010 3:26:29 AM PDT by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: lbryce
A Sex Poodle has to do what a Sex Poodle has to do!
11 posted on
07/28/2010 3:47:58 AM PDT by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: lbryce
Interviewing Officer:
What do you mean when you use the word "chakra."
13 posted on
07/28/2010 4:29:21 AM PDT by
Candor7
(Obama .......yes.......is fascist... ..He meets every diagnostic of history.)
To: lbryce
Portland police re-opened their investigation into the red-haired masseuse's claims...Pretty sexist words from CBS, eh? Categorizing women by hair features is contrary to the PC style book rules...unless you want to belittle them, e.g. "big-haired Paula Jones."
To: lbryce
To: lbryce
I wonder if TS-CP will talk himself into jail? Quite a few perps do.
19 posted on
07/28/2010 5:12:04 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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