[lbryce]

When asked to explain the accusations of sexual assault, Al Gore to no one's surprise blamed Global Warming. "I got all hot and bothered by the way she got too close to my private parts without the proper security clearance". [/sarc]

[paudio]

he Enquirer released stories of two additional therapists who worked at hotels in Los Angeles and Tokyo and have also accused Gore of "unwanted sexual advances," reported KATU News.

Hmm... I've never heard of these additional accusations. Perhaps this is the reason they agreed to re-open the case.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Imagine being the white shoe lawyer who got to sit in on that. $900/hour to hear Al Gore ramble and dissociate when asked questions like “Now, just to clarify, was this before or after you pulled your thingy out?”

[Cindy]

http://www.katu.com/news/local/99254959.html

“Gore interviewed by Portland detectives”
By KATU News and KATU.com Staff

SNIPPET: “A law enforcement source confirms to KATU News that Portland detectives interviewed former U.S. Vice President Al Gore this past week in San Francisco.”
Story Published: Jul 26, 2010 at 12:42 PM PDT Story Updated: Jul 26, 2010 at 3:05 PM PDT

SNIPPET: “By July 1, the Portland Police Bureau reopened its sexual assault investigation into Al Gore. Officials said the extra review was needed because detectives looking into the matter this past year failed to notify high-ranking officials of the decision to drop the case.

The additional questioning comes on the same day as The Enquirer published the stories of two other massage therapists. Those therapists now claim Gore made unwanted sexual advances toward them. Those therapists worked at hotels in Tokyo and Los Angeles.”

[Roy Tucker]

Good moniker, Al. Your brain is made of Stone.

[AAABEST]

Photo from the article:

Serious, WTF happened to this guy's head?

[missnry]

A Sex Poodle has to do what a Sex Poodle has to do!

[Candor7]

Interviewing Officer:

What do you mean when you use the word "chakra."

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Portland police re-opened their investigation into the red-haired masseuse's claims...

Pretty sexist words from CBS, eh? Categorizing women by hair features is contrary to the PC style book rules...unless you want to belittle them, e.g. "big-haired Paula Jones."

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

An inconvenient truth.

[Slings and Arrows]

I wonder if TS-CP will talk himself into jail? Quite a few perps do.