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Will you sign Barack's birthday card? (Barf Alert)
Organizing for America ^ | 27 July 2010 | Michelle Obama

Posted on 07/27/2010 1:10:30 PM PDT by Vigilanteman

Dear xxxxxx,

Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to wish Barack a happy birthday.

And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.

This has been a big -- and hectic -- year for him. After signing the Affordable Care Act and Wall Street reform into law -- and completing his first year as president -- I think it's safe to say we will remember it for a long time.

And I know full well how much he credits this movement, and the work of supporters like you, for the change that we've accomplished.

So I'm putting together a birthday card that I would like you to sign. Together with supporters -- and me, Malia, Sasha, and Bo -- we'll wish him a happy birthday and let him know that we're ready to take on the year ahead alongside him.

Will you wish Barack a happy birthday with me?

This year also brought a lot of surprises -- some good and some bad.

Supporters like you have helped him make the best of it -- by contacting Congress to help push stalled legislation forward, by re-engaging supporters in the political process, by giving back with service projects across the country, and so much more.

And while we can't know what the coming year will bring, all of us, working together, will continue pushing forward for change.

Will you help make this a memorable birthday for Barack and wish him a happy 49th?

http://my.democrats.org/BirthdayCard

Thanks so much,

Michelle Obama


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Government
KEYWORDS: bo; megalomania; messiah; narcissism
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Poor Dear Leader. He's had such a hard time strutting about the world and he needs to be cheered up.

Does anyone recall Laura Bush asking his supporters to send him birthday greetings when he was getting hammered far worse?

If you don't feel like venting on Dear Leader's website, you may do it here.

1 posted on 07/27/2010 1:10:35 PM PDT by Vigilanteman
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To: Vigilanteman

I rather he let me sign his Birth Certificate! ;-)


2 posted on 07/27/2010 1:11:37 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Vigilanteman

ROTFLOL...


3 posted on 07/27/2010 1:11:40 PM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: Vigilanteman

I know what to get him: An all-expenses-paid vacation to Kenya, one-way!!


4 posted on 07/27/2010 1:12:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Soapbox & Ballot Box or Ammo Box.)
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To: Kartographer

Best post of the day;)


5 posted on 07/27/2010 1:14:28 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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To: Vigilanteman

(censored).
See tagline:


6 posted on 07/27/2010 1:14:44 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (FUBO! I salute you with the soles of my shoes!)
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To: Vigilanteman
Well, Ms, Obama, my Mom used to tell me: "If you can't say something nice, then say nothing at all".

With that in mind, what follows is my "birthday greeting" to your husband:

"NOTHING AT ALL"

7 posted on 07/27/2010 1:15:25 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Kartographer

How do we know it’s his birthday?


8 posted on 07/27/2010 1:16:19 PM PDT by Never on my watch (The Obama Administration - an outrage a day)
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To: Vigilanteman

Can I sign “Present”?


9 posted on 07/27/2010 1:16:39 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Vigilanteman

If he proves to me that it is his birthday by releasing his Birth Certificate for public examination, I will be happy to sign a card...


10 posted on 07/27/2010 1:20:33 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (There are 10 kinds of people: Those who get binary math, and those who don't.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Dear Mr Obama,

It sucks to be President of a republic, doesn’t it? People don’t have to obey you or pretend to like you. Even your own party has to listen to someone other than you from time to time. It’s a shame that those evil, short-sighted white men had to create a nation where the individual is free, rather than a neat and easily managed collectivist utopia like you want us to embrace—but we’re just too stupid to see your wisdom.

I’m sorry that I have to be a free citizen of a republic because I know that makes you sad, and your happiness is the most important thing in my empty, meaningless life.

Insincerely,
Bryanw92

PS. I hope your 50th birthday is spent in jail or exile.


11 posted on 07/27/2010 1:20:35 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Obama is like a rocket scientist....who's trying to do brain surgery with a hammer.)
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To: Vigilanteman

As soon as I finish these chipotle burritos I’ll go to the bathroom and sign it!


12 posted on 07/27/2010 1:23:12 PM PDT by albie
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To: Vigilanteman

I’ll need to see his birth certificate first.


13 posted on 07/27/2010 1:23:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Vigilanteman

So Michelle wants the rest of the country to do what she will not (nothing new there!). Why don’t you stay in the country and celebrate your husband’s birthday?


14 posted on 07/27/2010 1:25:01 PM PDT by twigs
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To: Vigilanteman
Happy Birthday Barry!
 
You're Number One!
 

15 posted on 07/27/2010 1:27:28 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Vigilanteman

This is kind of rhetorical question but what is a fitting birthday gift for a president who has turned a once vibrant economy into a flaming bag of poop?


16 posted on 07/27/2010 1:32:19 PM PDT by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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To: Vigilanteman

I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
‘Cause you’re evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won’t cry)

-The Smiths


17 posted on 07/27/2010 1:36:51 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (posted a total of 1,459 threads and 8,556 replies.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Sure I will:
Dear feces for brains, go copulate with yourself.


18 posted on 07/27/2010 1:40:03 PM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: Vigilanteman
Can I sign it this way:

Red Meat is still the best!!!!

19 posted on 07/27/2010 1:41:27 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Vigilanteman

Stuff a cone in it, MEchelle-Antoinette.

How does one say “Happy Birthday” in Wookie, anyway?


20 posted on 07/27/2010 1:44:09 PM PDT by LadyBuck (In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher')
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